JOKE OF THE DAY
JOKE OF THE DAY
Mother : Tipu Sultan kon hai?
Son : Pata nahi
Mother : Parhaai pe dehan do to pata bhi ho..
Son : Sara Aunty kon hai?
Mother : Pata nahi?
Son : Papa pe Dehan do to....
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