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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:

  • American Ladki
    Wife: Me America ja rhi hun,
    Tumhare liye Kiya Laun?

    Husband: Mere liye Ek
    American Ladki le aana.

    Phir Wife America se Wapas aa jati he tab,

    Husband: Mera Gift kaha he?

    Wife: 9 Mahine Intzaar kro,
    Gift mil jayega...;-p ;-)

    Haahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Gupta Ji Ki Beti
    Wife:- Aji Sunte Ho Ji?
    .
    Husband:- Kya?
    .
    Wife:- Wo Gupta Ji Ki Beti,
    Accounts Me 99% Marks Laai Hai.
    .
    Husband:- To Baki Ka 1 Kahan Gaya?
    .
    Wife:- Wo Apna Beta Laya Hai..:-D


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • CHAND JAISI BIWI
    BETA: PAPA MUJHE SHADI KARNI HAI.

    BAAP: BOLO TUME KESI BIWI CHAHIYE?

    BETA: CHAND JAISI.

    BAAP: ITNI KHUBSURAT?

    BETA: NAHI PAPA JO RAAT KO AYE
    AUR SUBHA KO CHALI JAYE...;-P ;-)

    HAHAHAHA


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • BACCHA Ro raha tha
    BACCHA Ro raha tha,
    Papa aaye or pucha:

    Why r u weeping?
    Tell me, I'm ur friend.

    Baccha:
    Kuch nahi Yaar..!
    Horlicks zyada maang liya to
    Teri Item ne baja dala..;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Project
    Mom: Why R U Pregnent?

    Daughter:
    This is our project in College
    about "Miracle Of Life"

    Mom: Tell Me Who is He??

    Daughter: I don't know,
    It was a Group Project..;-p

    Hehehehe


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • WhatsApp Aur Facebook Per
    Larki: Dadi Aap k Zamany me
    10 se 15 Bachay Q Hoty Thy ??

    Dadi Muskraty Huwe:
    QK Hamary Zamany Me Log
    Raat Ko
    WhatsApp Aur Facebook Per
    Time Kharab Jo Nahi Kerty thy...;-p ;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Azeem Shoher
    Azeem Shoher ki Pehchaan..

    "Jab Office se Ghar Aaye to
    Kitchen me Ja ker Check kery,
    Khany ko kuch na Mily to
    Bike Start ker k Puchay:
    Begum Kiya Le Ker Aaun?"..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Baap Apny Bete Ko
    Baap Apny Bete Ko Bazar Le Jata Hai
    Aur Usko Sabzi Kharidna Sikhata Hai.

    Baap: Beta Koi Bhi Sabzi Lena Ho To
    Pehly Usay Daba K Check Kerty Hen.

    Beta: Theek Hai Daddy.

    Kuch Dino k Baad Beta Bhagta Hua
    Baap K Office Jata Hai Aur Bolta Hai,
    "Daddy, Ek Aadmi Mummy Ko
    Khareedna Chahta Hai"...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Bhoorhi Aur Badsoorat
    Wife:
    Jub Me Bhoorhi Aur Badsoorat Ho jaungi
    To Kiya Tum Tab Bhi Mujh se Piyar Kero Gy??


    Husband:
    Ker To Raha Hun...;-(

    Hahahha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Left Side Ya Right Side
    Dulha:
    Pandit Ji, Patni Ko
    Left Side Bithana Hai Ya Right Side.

    Pandit:
    Dekh le Yaar,
    Jaisa Theek Lagy,
    Baad Me To Sir Pe Hi Bethay Gi..;-p ;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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