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Latest Family SMS-Jokes:
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Sajan Ji Ghar Aye
Derwazay Per Bell Hui..
"TING TONG"
Mom: Dekho Kon Aya Hai??
Me: Sajan Ji Ghar Aye,
Sajan Ji Ghar Aye.
Mom: Kiya ? :-0
Me: Baba Aaye Hen. :-)
"Flying Chappal Received At
150 km/hr" ..;-p ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Apni Wife Ko Pakro
Apni Wife Ko Pakro Aur Ek Kamray Me Lock Ker Do.
Phir Apny Dog Ko Pakro Aur Dueray Kamray Me Lock Ker Do..
3,4 Ghanton k Baad Dono Kamray Kholo..
Phir Dekho K
Kon Aap Ko Dekh Ker Khush Hota Hai
Aur Kon Kaat Khany Ko Dorta Hai...;-p
(Readers are advised not to try this
at home as these stunts were performed by professionals;
who are now divorced;
and living happily with their dog)... ;-)
Hahhaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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BV Ko Samjhana
BV Ko Samjhana Matlab
.
32GB Ki Video Ko Download Karna Aur
.
31.9 GB Download Hone Ke Baad
.
Last Main Error Dekhna, ;-)
.
Bilkul Same Hai.. ;-p
By:
Haya Ali
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Surprised
Husband: I am Going Out For Five Days!
.
Wife: Ok But Don't Surprise Me
By Coming Back Early,
Other Wise
You'll Be Surprised... ;-p ;-)
Hahahha
By:
Haya Ali
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Lo Daso
*Woke Up*
*looking Awkwardly at Everyone*
Mom: Uth gaya?
Me: Haanji
Mom: Sharam nahi aati,
Itni late uthata hai,
Itna Mota ho gaya ho hai,
Tere Dost Tujhe Chidhate nhi hai kya?
*After Taking Bath*
Mom: Beta Breakfast karlena,
Lo Parantha.
Me: *Eats 1, eats 2, eats 3*
Mom: Aajkal Tu Khana theek se nahi khata,
Dubla ho jayega to log kya kahenge...;-)
Hahaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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