SUSU law
Newton's SUSU law:
No Matter how much U
Press it,
Shake it,
Rotate it,
Slap it,
Strangle it,
And Pull it..
The Last Drop of Urine will
Always Fall in Your Underwear. ;-)
Hahhahaha
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