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Son Of A Bitch



Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."

Priest: "What have you done my child?"

Girl: "I called a man a son of a bitch."

Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a
bitch?"

Girl: "Because he touched my hand."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son
of a bitch."

Girl: "Then he touched my breast."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."

Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her
clothes)

Girl: "Yes father."

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."

Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into
my you know where."

Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know
what into her you know where)

Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"

(after a few minutes)

Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a
bitch."

Girl: "But father,he had AIDS!"

Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH"..;-p



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