Boy goes to a Chemist
Boy goes to a Chemist..
"Give me a condom. I'am going to my Girlfriend's house for dinner."
Then he says "Give me two more.
My GF's sis is a bomb 'n her mom is still hot."
During dinner, her Dad walks in.
Boy lowers his head 'n starts praying.
10 min and he is still praying, his head down.
All are surprised.
Girlfriend: "I never knew you are so religious"
Boy:"I never knew your DAD IS A CHEMIST"...;-p
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