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A very nice collection of cool sms and jokes, cool and funny sms messages and cool sms text messages in roman urdu, english, and hindi. Share these cool jokes and cool sms with your friends and loved ones. You can also submit cool jokes here.

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  • Larki Maine Phansa Li Thi
    1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

    Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?



    Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

    Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya. :-)


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • I Wanna Say Just 3 Words
    If I've hurt you any time Anywhere.
    If my SMS is disturbing you.
    Then seriously
    I wanna say just 3 Words.

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    "I WILL CONTINUE"


    KARLO JO KARNA HAI. :-)


  By: SMS Buddy   Send To Mobile
  • I Want Some Fresh Air
    A Girl Asks Her Mommy: I Want Some Fresh Air,
    Can I Go For a Walk?

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    Mommy: Alright, But Ask your Fresh Air to Drop you Home By 10 P.M. :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Source of Financing
    Commerce Professor Asks the Student:
    What is the Most Important Source of Finance for Starting Business?





    Student: "Father in Law". :-)


  By: kala khan   Send To Mobile


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • I'll Never Go Through Red Light
    A Lady Broke a Signal and was Presented in front of Judge:

    Lady: Your Honor plz Let Me Go, I'm a School Teacher and I'm getting
    late for my class.

    Judge: Alas! So You are a Teacher,
    I have Waited for This Moment all My life, Now Write Down

    "I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

    5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO. :-)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Important Health Tips
    Very Important Health Tips:

    Please Don't Eat
    Pizzas,
    Samosay,
    Sandwich,
    Ice Cream,
    Chocolate,
    And
    Dahi Barray.


    Without,
    ME...
    OK?


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Basheer Sahab ki Death
    BABLOO: Allah Kary Mama ki ZABAN CUT Jaye.
    Rozana Dant'ti Hain.
    AGLY DIN ZABAN CUT JATI HAI!

    BABLOO: Allah Kary Bhai ka HAAT TOOT Jaye
    Mujhy Tang krty hain.
    AGLAY DIN TOOT JATA HAI!

    BABLOO: Allah Mere BAAP ko UTHA LE Bohat MARTAY hain.
    AGLAY DIN ABBA GHAR AATA HAI.

    BABLOO: Aapko Kuch Nahi hua?

    ABBA: Nahi.

    BABLOO: Aur Ammi Kahan hain?

    ABBA: Parros Mai Basheer Sahab ki Death ho Gayi hai,
    Wahan Gayi hain! :-D


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Great People's Thoughts
    If Time Doesn't Wait For You.

    Don't Worry!

    Just Remove the Battery From the Clock and Enjoy life!

    "Aah! Great People Great Thoughts." :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • When Someone Touches
    When Some1 Touches U and U Don't Feel it,
    It's Ignorance.

    When Some1 Touches U and U feel it,
    It's Love.

    When Nobody Touches U and U Still Feel it,
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    Bhag le beta "BHOOT" hai. :-)


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
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