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A very nice collection of cool sms and jokes, cool and funny sms messages and cool sms text messages in roman urdu, english, and hindi. Share these cool jokes and cool sms with your friends and loved ones. You can also submit cool jokes here.

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  • Itna khubsurat kaise muskura
    Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.

    Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.

    Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.

    Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
    hi kaminay ho ?


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Diff b/w Men and Women
    The man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT,
    The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.


    The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION,
    The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.


    The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD,
    The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.


    The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
    The woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.


    The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY,
    The woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.


    Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things.
    While the women STUCK to shopping.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Hasina Jab Rooth Jati Hai
    Koi Bhi Cream Lagane Se Kuch Nahi Hota.

    Sunder Banna Hai To Khoob Rootho,

    Because.

    Koi Hasina Jab Rooth Jati Hai,

    To Aur Bhi HASEEN Ho Jati Hai. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?
    A Man Knocks at the Door.
    A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other.


    Man: Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain?




    Boy: Bhootni K,


    Mujhe Dekh k Lag Raha Hai Kya? :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • CHALO AB NAHA LO
    KITNA DIN HOGAYE
    KITNA HAFTAY GUZAR GAI
    BAAT MAHEENO TAK BHEE CHALEE GAYEE
    AB SAAL BHEE HOJAI GA
    AB TO KEHNA MAAN LO
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    CHALO AB JULDEE SA NAHA LO


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Bachee Phati Pawande
    Sindhi Boy to his MOM

    Amaan mon Raat Khuwab Ditho ta Muhnji Hik tang Zameen Te,
    Be Aasman Te Hue.

    Maa: Put Ehra Khuwab na Disando Kar

    "Bachee Phati Pawande".


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Humko Yun Pagal Bnana Chor Do
    Humko Yun Pagal Bnana Chor Do,


    Muftay Ka maal khana Chor Do,


    Tumhari khushbo Ajeeb Hi Hoti Hai,



    Bartan Walay Saabun Se Nahana Chor Do... Hahahaha:-


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Yar 800 ka naya mobile liya hae
    Yar 800 ka naya mobile liya hae

    jis me USB
    infrared
    blue tooth
    5 Mega pixel double camera
    touch screen
    mp3
    radio
    8GB Memory


    Internet







    Kuch bhi nahen.


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Kiya yar mobile main lage rahte ho
    Kiya
    yar
    mobile
    main
    lage
    rahte
    ho
    Kabhi
    msg
    kar
    rahe
    ho
    kabhe
    msg
    parh
    rahe
    ho
    ye
    jo
    msg
    he
    na
    ye
    bhi
    muje
    kisi
    ne
    bheja
    he
    ab
    ye
    msg
    itna
    bara
    he
    ke
    aap
    parh
    parh
    ke
    thak
    jao
    ge
    magar
    ye
    msg
    khatam
    nahen
    hoga
    ab
    aap
    soch
    rahe
    hoge
    ke
    ye
    bakwas
    msg
    kab
    khatam
    hoga
    or
    main
    bhi
    kisi
    ko
    bhejon
    or
    bhej
    ke
    tang
    karon
    ye
    msg
    itni
    aasani
    se
    aap
    ki
    jan
    chorne
    wala
    nahen
    hae
    is
    ke
    badle
    main
    aap
    ko
    muskurana
    ho
    ga
    us
    ke
    liye
    jis
    ne
    aap
    ko
    ye
    bakwas
    msg
    kiya
    he
    dil
    se
    ek
    bar


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan to wapda man
    Pathan wapda walon ko phone kartay huwe;;

    Janab light band kar do;

    Wapda wala|

    Kiyon sir.

    Pathan : wo yara hamara dil galiyan nikal ne ko kar raha he.


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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