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I'll Never Go Through Red Light



A Lady Broke a Signal and was Presented in front of Judge:

Lady: Your Honor plz Let Me Go, I'm a School Teacher and I'm getting
late for my class.

Judge: Alas! So You are a Teacher,
I have Waited for This Moment all My life, Now Write Down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO. :-)



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