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A very nice collection of cool sms and jokes, cool and funny sms messages and cool sms text messages in roman urdu, english, and hindi. Share these cool jokes and cool sms with your friends and loved ones. You can also submit cool jokes here.

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  • Pay Waao Zabar PO
    Pay Waao Zabar
    "PO"

    Noon Sakin "PON"

    Kaaf Alif Zabar "KA"


    "PONKA"

    Shabash Bacha.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • There Was A Sexy Girl
    Once Upon a Time there was a sexy girl.

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    Haya Kar.
    O Baigharat, Ramzan Hain.


  By: SMS Guru   Send To Mobile
  • Aitraz Nahi Hai
    1 Aadmi ka inteqal ho gaya:

    Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
    Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?

    B.V: Mujhe koi Aitraz nahi Hai
    QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo...


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • A Silent Film
    Teacher: Which was the first silent film in URDU?


    Student: If the film was silent, how could you know it was URDU?


  By: IrfAnwar   Send To Mobile
  • Amazing Facts
    AMAZING FACTS

    An Ostrich's eye is bigger than its Brain.

    Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

    TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

    "Go," is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.

    The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

    It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
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    Almost everyone who reads this will try to Lick Their Elbow. :-)


  By: IrfAnwar   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Cheez Select Karen
    In main se koi ek cheez select karen:


    1. Hathora
    2. Handle
    3. Gun
    4. Pipe
    5. Tube
    6. Mike
    7. Rod
    8. Danda
    9. Joota
    10. Chappal

    Aur Apnay sir pe maar len.
    Shukriya. :P


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Larki ki Setting
    Biwi: Mere khayal main hamari beti ki kisi Larkay k sath Setting ho gai hai...


    Husband: Woh kese?

    Biwi: Kyon k woh kafi dino se Balance k Paise nahi maang rahi hai.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Apna Figure Mat Kharab Karo
    1 Murghi Super Market gai Aur kaha: 1 Anda dena.

    Salesman: Tum anday ka kya karogi?

    Murghi: Mere Murghay ne kaha hai Darling! 5 Rupay k Liye Tum Apna Figure Kharab Mat karo.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Pyar Pyar Pyar
    Pyar Pyar Pyar

    Pyar Pyar Pyar

    Pyar Pyar Pyar

    Pyar Pyar Pyar

    Dekha!
    Kitna Pyaar bhara msg kya hai tumko.

    Kisi aur ne kabhi bheja kya?


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • INSHALLHA
    An importent MSG !
    PAKiSTAN Ka Mosam Kaisa B Ho
    AATA
    Mile Ya Na Mile
    BiJLi
    Aye Ya Jaye
    TiME
    1 Ghanta Agay Ho Ya Peeche
    HOLiDAY
    Friday Ko Ho Ya Sunday Ko
    PETROL
    Mazeed MehenGa Ho Ya Sasta
    PANi
    Aaye Na Aeye
    mere SMS
    Pehle B Aate They,
    Ab B Atey Hai
    0r
    INSHAALLAH
    mustaqbil mein b Aate Rahenge


  By: shahzada   Send To Mobile
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