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A very nice collection of cool sms and jokes, cool and funny sms messages and cool sms text messages in roman urdu, english, and hindi. Share these cool jokes and cool sms with your friends and loved ones. You can also submit cool jokes here.

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  • Start Wearing Earrings
    A Man Meets a Friend After a Long Time...

    And Noticed He is Wearing an Earrings.

    "When Did You Start Wearing Earrings?"

    FRIEND: Ever Since My Wife Found one in My Car.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Types of Cities in World
    Teacher: What is Velocity?
    Student: Fastest City in World.

    Teacher: What is Electricity?
    Student: It is the most Dangerous City.

    Teacher: What is Thermocity?
    Student: The Hottest City.

    Teacher: What is Elasticity?
    Student: It is Expandable City?

    Teacher: What is Plasticity?
    Student: It is Breakable City.


  By: K Lakshman   Send To Mobile
  • Safeguard Sabun Hai?
    Bacha Dukandar Se:

    Uncle Aapke Paas Safeguard Sabun Hai?

    Dukandar: G Han.

    Bacha: Phir Us Se Hath Dho Kar Ek Qulfi Dena. :-)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Why Are You Fighting?
    Two Ladies Were Fighting for the Window Seat in Bus,

    Both were claiming that She Came First,
    One Old Man was Watching this All.

    At last he said: Why Are You Fighting?


    Is ka Hal Main Tum ko Batata Hon,
    Tum mein se Jo bhi Umar Main Barri hai Wo Baith Jaye.


    Dono Ek Dosri Se Boli Theek hai Tum Baith Jao. :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Abey Wo Dekh Teri BHABI
    Urdu Ki "TEACHER"

    "Wo Dekho Ek Khubsurat Larki Khari Hai"

    Is Jumly ko Apne Alfaaz Mai Likho...





    STUDENT:

    Abey Wo Dekh Teri BHABI. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Mummy Dady & Baby Sitting
    Mummy Dady and Baby sitting Together,

    .

    Q?

    .

    Taa K
    Mummy Dady Se,
    Dady Baby Se,
    Baby Mummy Se,
    Dady Mummy Se,
    Baby Dady Se,

    ZONG k Baghair Bhi Baat Kar Saken. :-)


  By: Rizwan Hussain   Send To Mobile
  • Modern Dictionary
    Modern Dictionary:

    Aqal: Sab se Bari Cheez Sab se Chhote Dabbay Me.

    Fashion: "Shorbay" ko Chhuri Kaante se Peena.

    Tajurba: Purani Ghaltiyon ki Roshni Me Nayi Ghalti Karna.

    Office: Thakay Haaray Aadmi Ki Aaram Gaah.

    Taajir: 2 or 2 ko Paanch Karne Ka Maahir.

    Cricket Umpire: Khilariyon ki Qameez Latkane ki Khoonti.

    Doctor: Spare Parts Ki Marrammat Karne Wala.

    Saal: 365 Na-Kaamyon ka Ambaar.

    Parosi: Jo Aap Se Zyada Aap k Gharelo Halaat Janta Ho.

    Jaddo-Jehad: Bekaar Sar Marna.

    Hospital: Jahan Bagher Chhuri K Mareezo'n ki Khaal Utari Jati Hai.

    Bhaari Jehaz: Dulhan ki Qubooliyat Me Eham Kirdaar Ada Karta Hai.

    Test Match: Aaj Ka Kaam Kal Par Nahi Balkay Parson Par Chhorna.


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • So wat will U do. . .
    if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
    if u save,u owe me a DATE,
    if u return txt msg 2 me,
    u OWE me All,
    bt if u ignore,
    U r MINe!
    So wat will U do


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
  • Duniya Barri KUTTI Hai
    Master: Duniya Gol Hai.


    Student: Aap Kehtay Hain
    To Maan Leta Hon.

    .
    .
    .

    Warna Papa Kehtay Hain K.


    Duniya Barri "KUTTI CHEEZ" Hai.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Haath Me Hukumat
    HUSBAND:
    Agr mere HAATH me HUKUMAT
    ho to me
    MULK
    ki TAQDEER badal don..
    .
    WIFE:
    Tum PEHLE APNI SHALWAR
    badal lo SUBAH se ULTI pehni howi he,,,,


  By: qureshi   Send To Mobile
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