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main q bhagun......



2 Sardar jungle main, samne sher(lion) agya,
1 ne miiti othai sher ki ankh main dal k bhagbe laga,
2nd khara raha,
ist: Abey bhag,
2nd: Main q bhagun mitti tu ny dali hai.



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