Sharukh Khan
Q: Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder.
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Dimagg hai??
Socho Socho.......
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Ans: Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha.
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