Khurram Saleem's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Khurram Saleem
Location: SDGARDT34RT
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Member Since: 16 Jul 2008
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BIWI AUR SHOHER
Aik biwi apne shohar se bolti hai: Woh dekho larka mujhe smile de raha hai.
Shohar: Woh tumhain smile nahi de raha, Jab maine tumhain pehli baar dekha tha to meri bhi Hansi nikal gai thi.
Category: Smile SMS
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Sharukh Khan
Q: Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder.
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Dimagg hai??
Socho Socho.......
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Ans: Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha.
Category: Cool Jokes
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Exam
Dad: Beta Is Bar Exam Main Tujhe 90% Lane Hyn. Kuch bhi kar Ke.
Son: Nahi Dad, Me Tou Is Bar 100% Launga!
Dad: Q Mazaq Kar Raha Hai?
Son: Shruu Kis Ne Kia?
Category: Cool Jokes
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Pungy
Ro0o0oz logoo sy tery Pungy Hongy
rooooz tery gher my dengy hongy
Ager Mujhy Scraps na kia to yaad rukhna
Tumhary 12 bachy hongy 2 Gunjy 2 nangy or 8 lafangy hongy..
Category: Hindi Funny SMS
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Sardar
Wish's for u...
............(...(`.-``“´´-.´)...)..........12 months of happiness
..............)......--.......--....(...........52 weeks of fun
............./......(o..._...o)....\\..........365 days of success
.............\\.........(..0..)......./..........8,760 hours of gud health
..........__.`.-._...“=“.._.-.´.__.......525,600 minutes of blessings
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.......\\__))..........“#“......... ((__/.......
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Category: ASCII SMS
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