Going To School...!
Early one mornin‘, a mother went in to wake up her son ...
mother : “Wake up, son ... Itz time to go to school !“ ...
son : “But why, Mom ? .. I don‘ want to go.“ ...
mother : “Give me two reasonz, why U don‘ want to go.“ ...
son : “Well, da kidz hate me for one, ... n da teacherz hate me, too !“ ...
mother : “Oh, datz no reason not to go to school .. Come on now n get ready .“ ...
son : “Give me two reasonz, why I should go to school.“ ...
mother : “Well, for one, u‘re 52 yearz old .. n for another, u‘re da Principal !“ ...
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