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Name: MrFaizan
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Member Since: 01 May 2008
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One Hour Late...!
For thirty years, Smith had arrived at work at 9 A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.
Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Smith‘s arrival, it caused a sensation.
All work ceased and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor.
Finally, precisely at Ten, Smaith showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent.
He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, “I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs in the subway. Nearly killed myself.“
And the boss said, “And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a whole hour?“
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Constipation!!
Banta, a construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I`m constipated.“
The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, “Lean over the table.“
Banta leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a bat, CRACK, CRACK, CRACK...,and then sends him into the bathroom.
Banta comes out a few minutes later and says, “Doc, I feel great. What should I do to prevent constipation ?“
The doctor says, “Stop wiping with cement bags.“
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Going To School...!
Early one mornin‘, a mother went in to wake up her son ...
mother : “Wake up, son ... Itz time to go to school !“ ...
son : “But why, Mom ? .. I don‘ want to go.“ ...
mother : “Give me two reasonz, why U don‘ want to go.“ ...
son : “Well, da kidz hate me for one, ... n da teacherz hate me, too !“ ...
mother : “Oh, datz no reason not to go to school .. Come on now n get ready .“ ...
son : “Give me two reasonz, why I should go to school.“ ...
mother : “Well, for one, u‘re 52 yearz old .. n for another, u‘re da Principal !“ ...
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