Rumesa's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Rumesa
Location: sweet_fatima11@yahoo.com
Country:
Member Since: 21 Apr 2008
About Rumesa:
1)Hazaroon saal NArgiz Aapne gaanoo pe nachti rahi...
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Bari Mushkil se huwi uskibehas Deedar Paida!
(Allama Tarpal).
2)Islamabadoon minu i hai fax,
Sohneyan de utey lagay kare ga tax,
don't worry yaar,
Sirf Sohneyan te tax lagya hai,
Tuwano te Goli da order hai.
3)Antar Mantar jadu jantar
Chinko finko tinko shoo shoo
Kuch mehsoos huwa?
ya Nahi?
Jadugar ne b yehi kaha tha k ye
Jaddu
Shetan per asar nahi karega!
4)Yaad ayta hai muj ko tera bachpan ka zamana..
Palti patli tangoon per latka huwa pajama..
Wo behti naak ko Haath se ponch ker gaal per lagana..
Gali main beth ker sare mujhalay ko show dikhana..
Kamar se Makhiyan urate huwe awaz lagana..
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Amii ker li hai saa'af ker dain.
5)Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho
gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati.
Santa: koi gal nahin GAADI PICHHE LELO . .
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Rumesa
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Bachpan Ka Zamana
Yaad ayta hai muj ko tera bachpan ka zamana..
Palti patli tangoon per latka huwa pajama..
Wo behti naak ko Haath se ponch ker gaal per lagana..
Gali main beth ker sare mujhalay ko show dikhana..
Kamar se Makhiyan urate huwe awaz lagana..
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Amii ker li hai saa'af ker dain.
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