aleenakhan's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: aleenakhan
Location: 3/b_3/4north nazmabad
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Member Since: 27 Apr 2008
About aleenakhan:
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List of Sms / Jokes posted by: aleenakhan
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Sardar with apple
Sardar darakht pe charha to oper bethe bandar ne pocha:
Opar kyon aaye?
Sardar : apple khane.
Bandar : ye to aam ka darakht hai,
Sardar : pata hai, apple saath laya hoon
Category: Sardar Ji SMS
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sardar in library
ek sardar library main 2, 3 ghante ek book parhnay k baad bola,
k so boring, so many characters but no story.
Then librarian says, sardar ji this is a telephone directory.
Category: Sardar Ji SMS
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sardar prayers
a sardar prayers daily for 2 hours
hey vaheguru meri lottery lagade
after 11 years vaheguru angrily appears and says:
oye ullu de pathay ek bar ticket to lee le
Category: Cool Jokes
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Kajol,”
Usama asked Kajol,”how’s ur life?”
She replied,”kabhi khushi kabhi ghum.”
Then Kajol asked Usama,”what abt U?”
He replied,”kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB.”
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A jutt in Karachi
A jutt in Karachi went to bank for opening an account.
he took one form and went to Islamabad.
do u know why?
Because in the form he read!
"write in capital"
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sardar:
sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.
freind: pani ko ullu? woh kaise?
sardar: oye! subha main ne pani garam kiya
aur thande pani se naha liya
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ek murgi
ek murgi ne 3 ande diye aur dua ki ya Allah
mere bache naik niklain
to pehle andey main se bacha namaz parhta hua nikla,
dosra bacha tasbih parhta hua nikla,
tesra nahi nikla to murgi pareshan hogai
aur us ne bache ko awaz di to anday main se awaz aai
k main etqaf main betha hoon.
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