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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Mareez Ko Ulti Kerwa Raha Hun
    Doctor Mareez Ki Naak Me Ungli Daal Ker Betha Hua Tha.

    Kisi Ny Pucha:
    Ye Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??

    Doctor:
    Mareez Ko Ulti Kerwa Raha Hun.

    Admi:
    Magar Aaise Kese??

    Doctor:
    Ab Yehi Ungli Us K Munh Me Dalunga...;-p

    Aaaaak Thhoooooooo...;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Khaansi Ki Dawa
    Mareez:
    Mujhy Khaansi Ki Dawa Dedo.

    Doctor Ny Motion Hony Ki Dawa De di.

    Compounder:
    Aap Ny Aisa Q Kiya??

    Doctor:
    Ab Wo Khaansny Se Pehly 100 Dafa Sochy Ga...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Padosi K Sath Bhaag Rahi Hun
    Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hun!

    Baap: Thanks mere paise aur time dono bach gye.

    Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hun,
    jo Mummy rakh ke Gayi Hain...;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Maryam Nawaz To Pakistanis
    Maryam Nawaz To Pakistanis:
    Hospitals Me Doctor Hen?

    Pakistanis: Nahi..

    Maryam Nawaz: Dawaiyan Mil Rahi Hen?

    Pakistanis: Nahi..

    Maryam Nawaz: Operation K Doran Theater Me Bijli Hoti Hai??

    Pakistanis: Nahi..

    Maryam Nawaz: To Kanjro,,
    Mere Abbu Ko Q Kehty Ho K
    Pakistan Me Ilaaj Keraaen...;-p ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Kya Tumhara Shohar
    Girl:
    Kya Tumhara Shohar sotey waqt kharratey Leta hai?


    Saheli Sharmaatey hue:
    Pata nahin!
    ,
    Abhi to Hamaari Shaadi ko
    3 din hue hain,
    ,
    Soengey to Pata chalega...;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Yeh Konsi Cigarette Di Hai?
    Ek Larkay ne Dukaan se Cigarette ka Packet liya,
    Likha tha K "Khabaradaar Mard Hazraat ki Ziyada Cigarette Noshi Mardanaa Kamzori ka Sabab Ban Sakti Hai."

    Woh Larka Dubara Dukaan Par Gaya aur Cigarette Wapas Rakh Kar Bola:
    "Yeh Konsi Cigarette Di Hai? CANCER WAALI DAY NAA"..:-)


  By: Shahnaz   Send To Mobile
  • Boss Driver Se
    Boss Driver Se:
    Jab Me ny Ishara Kiya To
    Tum Rukay Q Nahi??

    Driver:
    Janab Me Samjha K Aap Mujhy
    Salam Ker Rahy Hen...;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Dhobi
    Duniya Mein Sab Se Himmat Wala Kaun ??
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    .
    .
    Ans:" Dhobi

    Kabhi Bhi Kisi Ke Ghar Jaa Kar Bol Sakta Hai,
    "Sahib Bibi Ji Ko Bolo Kapde Nikal Kar Rakhe..
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Mein Abhi Aa Ke Leta Hun"...:p;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Colgate
    Ek Frustrated Employee ne
    Apne Boss se poochha:

    "Sir kya Colgate Aapke Daant se Keera Nikal deta hai?"

    Boss Answer : Yes

    Employee:
    "To Aap Colgate Ko
    Apni BUM mein Kyu Nahi Lagate"...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Sprite 3G
    Ye Jo Kehtay Hen
    Nahi Ho Sakta,
    Sub Ghalat Hy..
    .
    Ye Tujhy Janty Nahi..

    (",)>
    ,"')))..Pooooonn
    ,_//

    Sprite 3G
    Kuch Kar Dikhane Ki Piyas Hai...;-p :-)

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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