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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Bura Sapna
    Pappu: Doctor Me Roz Ek Bura Sapna Dekhta hun k
    4 Khubsoorat Ladrkiyon se Meri Shadi ho rahi hai.
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    Doctor: Mager Tum isey Bura Sapna Q kahte ho?
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    Pappu: Aapne Kabhi Itni Larkiyon ka Khana Pakaya ho to Aapko Pata Chaly...;-D


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Mareez-e-Ishq
    Doctor Ny Phone Rakhty Huwe Nurse se Kaha:
    "Jaldi Se Mera Saman Le Aao,
    Ek Mareez Ka Phone Aya hai,
    Wo Mar Raha Hai.."

    Nurse ny Ahista se Kaha:
    "Doctor Sahab,
    Wo Phone Aap K liye Nahi
    Mere Liye Tha"...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Naya SMS
    Ye Naya S/\/\S Hai... ;->
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    Aur Ab Purana Hogaya . . .;-)


    Now U Got 2 Choices...
    Delete It Or Frwrd
    Choice Is Urs...:-p;)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • When Woman Loves U
    When A woman loves you, you are a Husband

    When Many women love you, you are a Actor

    When Hundreds of women love you, you are an Idol

    When Thousands of women love you, you are a Leader

    But When all the women in the city love you,

    Then you are a Best GolGappe Wala...;-p:)


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Door Bell
    We live in a country when someone

    Rings the door bell and we ask: kon??
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    The answer we probable get is: Kholo...:-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Get An Idea
    Guddu: Yaar Pappu,
    Tu ne pure Toilet me Potty Q Ki??

    Pappu: Yaar Ye Mobile bhi na..!

    Guddu: Kiya hua?

    Pappu: Tune "IDEA" ka Add nahi Dekha?
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    "WALK When U TALK"...;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Wazeer Pagal Khany Gaya
    Ek Wazeer Pagal Khany Ka Dora Kerny Gaye..

    Doctor:
    Ye Kamra Un Zehni Mareezon Ka Hai Jo
    Auto Mobile Engineer Aur Mechanic Hen.

    Wazeer:
    Magar Ye Log Kahan Hen,
    Bister Per To Koi Nazar Nahi araha.

    Doctor:
    Janab Sab K Sab Bister K Neechy Hen,
    Aur Gaariyon Ki
    Marammat Ker Rahy Hen...;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • National Geographic Team Ny
    National Geographic Team Ny
    Pakistan Aany Ka Faisla Ker Liya,,

    QK
    Unhen Pata Chala Hai K

    Pakistan Me Ek Aisa Nayab Shair Bhi Paya Jata hai,

    Jo

    Museebat Parny per

    Kutty Se Madad Maang Leta Hai...;-p:)

    Ji ji
    Samajh to Gaye Hon gy Aap...:-)
    Hahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Aapka Weight kitna hai
    Doctor:
    Aapka Weight kitna hai?

    Patient:
    Chashme ke sath 75 kgs.

    Doctor:
    Aur bina Chashme ke?

    Patient:
    Bina Chashme k to Mujhe Dikhta hi Nahi..;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Bruce Lee’s Favorite
    Bruce Lee’s Favorite..!

    VEGETABLE: MU LEE
    BREAKFAST: ID LEE
    FESTIVAL: DIVA LEE
    ACTRESS: SONA LEE
    MUSIC: QAWAA LEE
    MOVIE: COO LEE No. 1
    ANIMAL: BIL LEE
    TIMEPASS: KHUJ LEE...;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
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