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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Farsh Abhi Bhi Geela Hai
    Hawaldar: Inspector sahab,
    Me Ek Ghar ke Bahar khara hun.
    Yaha 1 Wife ne Apne Husband ko Goli Maar di hai.

    Inspector:
    Pura Waardat Batao.

    Hawaldar: Sir,
    Aaj Uski KaamWali nahi ayi thi,,
    Wife ne Khud se pochha lagya tha
    aur
    Husband ne Geeley Farsh pe Pair chhap diye.
    Gusse me Wife ne Husband ko Goli Maar di
    Ab Mere liye kiya Hukum hai??

    Inspector: Bahar khara kiya kar raha hai Bewakuf,
    Ander Jaa k Wife ko Giraftar ker lo.

    Hawaldar: Per Sir,
    Farsh Abhi Bhi Geela Hai...;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Fata Fat De Do
    Chor: Tumhare Pass jo kuch bhi hai fata fat de do.

    Admi:
    Bhai Aisa Mat karo,
    Agar Me Khali Hath Ghar gaya to
    Meri Bivi Mujhe Kacha Chaba jayegi..

    Chor:
    Agar Me Khali Hath Pohucha to kiya
    Meri Bivi Mujhe Tal k Khayegi ??...;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Rang Gora Kerny Wali Cream
    Bacha Medical Store Waly Se:
    "Rang Gora Kerny Wali Cream Hai?"

    Dukandar: Haan Hai.

    Bacha:
    To Salay Lagata Q Nahi?
    Me Roz Tujhy Dekh Ker Dar Jata Hun..;-p:)

    Hehehehe


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Telenor Menu
    Telenor Menu Me Khush Aamdeed..

    Rishte k LIYE 1 Dbaen,

    Mangni k LIYE 2 Dabaen,

    SHADI k LIYE 3 Dabaen,

    Pasand ki Shadi k liye Apni Ammi k Paaun dabaen

    Aur,

    Doosri Shadi k liye Pehli Wali ka Gala Dabaen..;-)

    Telenor Me Call krne ka Shukria..;-p
    HAVE A NICE DAY


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Traffic Signal
    Question..?
    Bataain Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal Kahan Lagaya Gya Tha?
    .
    Jawab Janiye Is Break K Baad..!

    BREAK:
    Ufone.. Tum he to ho
    .
    LU ka Zeera Plus.
    .
    Surf Excel. Dadi 1 Minute.

    .
    Zong, Sub keh do.
    .
    Dew, Do the Dew.
    .
    Jazz. Apna he.
    .

    .
    .
    Welcome Back After The Break
    .
    .
    Duniya Ka Pehla Traffic Signal..
    .
    .
    .
    ROAD Pe Lagaya Gya Tha..;-p


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Aankhen Check
    Pappu:
    Yaar Me Soch Raha Hun k
    Kisi Doctor Ko Apni Aankhen Check Keraun.

    Dost:
    Q Kiya Hua Tumhari Aankhon ko??

    Pappu:
    Yaar Me Jab bhi
    Apna Purse Kholta Hun
    Mujhy Kuch Nazar nahi Ata..:-(

    Hehehe


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Over Smart
    Father: What can U do for my Daughter?

    Boy: I would Die for Her

    Father: I don't like U.

    Boy: Why?

    Father: I am looking for Someone
    Who would Live for Her,
    Not Someone who would Just Die and Leave Her Alone.
    .
    .
    .
    Moral:
    ZIADA HERO BANNE SE B BEZATI HO JATI HAI..;-p:)

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Apni Bivi K Sath
    Ek Dost apny friend se:
    Yaar Suna hai K
    Tum apni Bivi k sath bartan dhoty ho.?

    Dost:
    To kiya hua,
    Wo bhi to Mere sath Rotiyan Pakati hai...;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Khudkush Hamla Aawar
    Zaruri Elaan..

    City Me 7 Khudkush Hamla Aawar
    Dakhil Ho Chuke Hen!

    Agar Aap Mulk-O-Qoum Ki
    Salamti Chahte Hen,
    To






    Unki Lambi Umer

    K Liye Dua Farmain...;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Zubaida Aapa Ki Recipe
    Zubaida Aapa Ki Cigarette Ki Recipe:

    5 Gm Charas
    1 Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt
    2 Machis Ki Teeleya
    1 Hawadar Kamra

    Tarkeeb:
    Gold Leaf Ka Cigrt Khali Kare,
    Machis Ki Teeli Jalaen,
    Charas Ko 110 Degree Pr Garam Kare,
    Charas Ko Paati Mix Kr K Cigrt Bhar Le,
    Ab 2sri Machis Ki Teli Se Cigrt Jalaen
    Or
    Enjoy Karen

    Agaly Haftey Zubaida Aapa Aapko
    Heroin Peene Ki Asan Recepi Bataen gi..:-D
    Dont Miss It..;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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