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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Tumhari Umar kiya hai
    Admi: Beta Tumhari Umar kiya hai?
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    Baccha:
    ji, Ghar me 14,
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    School me 12
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    Train me 7
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    & FB pe 19 Saal...:-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Beta On Phone
    Beta On Phone:
    Maa Gud News Hai.


    Maa: Kya Hua ?

    Beta: Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.

    Maa: Ladka Hua Ya Ladki. ?

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    Beta:
    Aapki Bahu ne Dusri Shadi Karli...;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Boss Gun le ke Gusse me
    Boss Gun le ke Gusse me
    Office aaya or chillaya:

    "Kisne Meri Wife ko Kiss kiya,
    Sale ko Jaan se Maar dunga"

    Piche se Awaz aayi:
    Goliyan Kam Pad jayengi Sir...;-p


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Biwi ki Photo
    1st Sharabi:
    Ye Tum har Peg ke baad
    Jaib se nikaal kar kya dekhte ho?

    2nd Sharabi:
    Biwi ki photo,
    Jab Sundar lagne lagegi to
    iska Matlab Chadh gayi hai..;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Husband n Wife fighting
    Husband n Wife fighting in front of their Child.

    Wife 2 Husb:
    "Tu Saala Kutta"

    Husb to Wife:
    "Tu Saali Kutti"

    Child: Hee.. hee..
    Me Saala PUPPY..;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Before
    .* Before the King goes to war,
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    he locks his wife (the beautiful Queen )
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    in the room & gives key to his best friend & says ..
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    If I am not back within 4 DAYS
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    open the room and she is yours...
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    King sits on his horse & hits the road..

    Half an hour later he notices a dust cloud & sound behind him..
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    He stops & sees his friend riding very fast towards him.
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    "What's wrong ?" King asks.
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    Out of breath, his friend answers
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    Abay ! cHaaBi kaam Nai Kar Rahi Yaar''.!


  By: Adnan Shalmani   Send To Mobile
  • Boy got a 0 in EXAM
    Boy got a 0 in EXAM.

    His Father asked Him:
    YEH KIYA HAY ???

    Son replies:
    TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THAY
    UNHOON NAY AB PLANET
    DAINAY SHURU KER DIYE HEN..;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo
    Kiyun Udaas Bethi Ho Kisi Shaam Ki Tarah,

    Wah Wah Wah,,,


    Jharoo Pocha Kar Lo,
    Mat Betho Had Haram Ki Tarah..;-p

    Ab Bolo Wah Wah...;-)


    Dedicated To All Nikammi And Kaam Chor
    "Girls"

    Hahahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • IMRAN HASHMI wali
    A Girl was thirsty.

    She saw an ALA-DIN Chairagh beside her

    She Touched & ordered jin:
    "Meri Piyas bhujao"

    JIN: PEPSI wali ua IMRAN HASHMI wali...;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Barbaaad karne K aur Bhi Tareeke
    Barbaaad karne K aur Bhi Tareeke The
    duniya me,,
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    Jaane Q Mark Zuckerberg Ko
    FACEBOOk
    Ka khayal Hi Aaya
    (‘,’)
    <()> "Khud To Kar Li Shadi..
    _||_ ,Aur Hume Yahan LIKE LIKE
    Khelne Pe Laga Gaya,
    Chalo ab Tum Log
    bhi Like
    kar hi do..:-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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