Before
.* Before the King goes to war,
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he locks his wife (the beautiful Queen )
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in the room & gives key to his best friend & says ..
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If I am not back within 4 DAYS
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open the room and she is yours...
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King sits on his horse & hits the road..
Half an hour later he notices a dust cloud & sound behind him..
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He stops & sees his friend riding very fast towards him.
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"What's wrong ?" King asks.
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Out of breath, his friend answers
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Abay ! cHaaBi kaam Nai Kar Rahi Yaar''.!
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