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Ek Murghi Market Gai



Ek Murghi Market Gai aur Kaha:
"Ek Anda Dena"

Salesman: Tum Anda Khud Q Nahi Deti??

Mrghi:
Mere Husband ny Kaha Hai,
Janu 7 Rupee k liye
Apna Figure Mat Kharab Kero Tum...;-p

Hahahaha



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