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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Q K Hum Hen Pakistani
Ek Amriki Pakistan Se Wapas America Gaya..
Doston Ny Pucha: Wahan K Log Tumhen Kese Lagy??
Amriki Muskura Ker Bola:
Wahan K Log Bohat Ajeeb Hen.
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Ghari Hath Per Aise
Bandhty Hen Jese Waqt K Bohat Paband Hon,
Magar Time Per Kabhi Koi Nahi Ata..
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Unhon Ny Ek Aisi Machine
Ejaad Ki Hai Jo Nazar Nahi Aati
Magar Apna Kaam Ker Jati Hai
Us Machine Ka Naam Hai
"Jugaad"
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Wahan K Sab Log Doctor Hen
Aap Kisi Ko Bhi Apna Marz Bataen'
Wo Aap Ko Us Ki Dawa Bata De Ga.. :-D
Hahahha
By:
Maha Abro
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Purani Baten
Maa:
Oye Pappu, Tu History K Paper Me Fail Q Aya Hai??
Pappu: Amma Tacher Mujh Se
Us Waqt K Sawal Puch Rahy Thy
Jab Me Paida Bhi Nahi Hua Tha..
Maa:
Lo Dasso, Ab Teacher Ko
Kiya Zarurat Thi Inni Purani Baten Puchny Ki.. :-D
Hahahha
By:
Haya Ali
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Jese Ko Tesa
Wife:
Aapki Driving Itni Kharab Hai K
"Mulk-ul-Moat"
Aapke Sath Sath Chalte Hongy..
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Husband:
Begam Tum Khana Itna Kharab Pakati Ho K
Shetan Khud Mujh Se Kehta Hai K
Bhai Khany Ki Dua Parh Le
Warna To Mujhy Bhi Tere Sath
Aisa Khana' Khana Par Jaye Ga.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Anmol Dressing
Baap: Tumhara Paper Kesa Hua.??
Pathan: Bohat Hi Asan Paper THa,
Hum Ko To Kuch Kerna Hi Nahi Para..
Baap: Wo Kese..
Pathan:
Paper Me Question Aya Tha K In Sawalon Per Roshni Dalen,
Wo To Acha Hua K Hamari Jaib Me Torch Tha,
Hum Ny Us Ki Roshni Paper Per Dali.. :-) :
By:
Naghma Khan
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Lafz Ek Matlab Anek
Pappu: Abba Me Kal Se School Nahi Jaunga.
Hamary Teachers Ko Kuch Nahi Ata.
Abba; Q Beta Kiya Hua??
Pappu: Abba Me Ny English
Teacher Se "Sell" Ka Matlab Pucha
To Unho Ny Kaha'
Cell Matlab "Mobile"
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Biology Teacher Ny Kaha,
Iska Matlab "Jism K Cell"
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Physics Teacher Ny Kaha,
Iska Matlab "Battery"
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History Teacher Ny Kaha,
Iska Matlab "Jail"
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Economics Teacher Kehti Hen,
Iska Matlab "Bechna"
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Bas Me School Nahi Jaunga..
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Abba Kuch Dair Sochny K Baad:
Per Teri Maa Kal Keh Rahi Thi K
Iska Matlab Hota Hai "Discount".. :-D :-)
Hahhaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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