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Dawa & Daru



Teacher: Tell Me What's Different
Between Dawa & Daru..??

Pappu: Dawa Is Like A Girlfriend,
That Comes With Expiry Date..

&
Daru Is Like A Wife,
Jitni Purani Ho Utna Hi
Sir Charh Ker Boly Gi.. :-D

Hahahha



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