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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Matlabi Saala
    Kabhi kehta tha dost mera k,

    Jaan bhi mango gay to hazir hai,

    Aaj apni bivi ko JAAN kehta hai,

    Aur mangta hon to galiyan deta hai,

    Matlabi Saala!


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Tableegh pe ja raha hon
    * Sushmita +929821420167

    * Katrina +91936164574

    * Bipasha +919822923242

    * Karina +919874572585

    k Number le lo aur Enjoy karo!
    Main aaj se Tableegh pe ja raha hon.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Star Plus
    Girl: Main tumhare liye sab chor dongi,
    Boy: Ammi Abbu?
    Girl: Yes!
    Boy: Khana Peena?
    Girl: Yes!
    Boy: Apni dosten?
    Girl: Yes!
    Boy: Star Plus?
    Girl: Zaban sambhal k baat ker kaminay!


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • SMS Free ker den
    Iblees ne ek din apne shagirdon se kaha logon ko ibadat se door rakhne ka nuskha batao.

    Shagirdon ne ek zaban ho ker kaha.

    Sir!

    SMS Free ker den.


  By: Rauf Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Shairy of the Day
    English Shairy of the Day:
    The Janaza of Mehbooba nikla from the gali of Mehbooba with lots of zor-o-shor.
    The Mehbooba jhanki from the door an boli Mar gaya Haram Khor.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Cartoon
    Farigh ho to mere is sawal ka jawab de dena!
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    Sawal ye hai k,
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    Woh ko sa Cartoon hai,
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    Jo is waqt mera sms parh raha hai.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Naak Saaf Kerlo
    Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli

    Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lagey Tou

    Larki Ne Poocha :
    Kia Tum Sirf Ek Haath Se Drive Kar sakte Ho ?

    Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . .

    Larki : Theek Hai, Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Suraj ki pehli kiran
    Suraj ki pehli kiran khushi de aapko,
    Doosri kirah hansi de aapko,
    Teesri tandrusti,
    Chothi kamyaabi,
    Bas ab ziyada nahi phir garmi lage gi aapko.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Zero Meter
    If I need Brain Transplantation i will definetely prefer your brain why?
    Because You are Genius?
    Na Na

    I just want a brain which never used before.
    Bolay to Zero Meter.


  By: Farhan   Send To Mobile
  • King of SMS
    Agar main aap k sms ka jawab na don...

    To samajh lena k.....

    *King of SMS*

    Aaram farma rahey hain.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
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