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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Shohar Ko Talaq
1st Lady: Bas Faisla Ho Gaya,
Me Apny Shohar Ko Talaq De Rahi Hun.
2nd Lady: Wo Q.??
1st Lady: Me Ny Raat Khuwab Me
Dekha K Wo Ek Actress K Hath Choom Raha Tha.
2nd Lady: Magar Wo To Khuwab Tha.
1st Lady: Haan To Jab Wo Mere
Khuwab Me Aisi Harkat Ker Sakta Hai
To Apny Khuwab Me Kiya Kiya Kerta Hoga.. :-D
Hhahahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Color TV
Ek Bewakoof Naya TV Ghar Laya
Aur Usay Pani Me Daal Diya..
Bivi: Ye Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
Bewakoof: Ary Pagal, Me Check
Ker Raha Hun K is Color TV Ka
Color To Nahi Utre Ga.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Aasan Tarika
Bhikari: Me Ny Ek Kitab Likhi Hai
Jiska naam Hai;
"Paise Kamany K 100 Tariky"
Raahgir: To Phir Tum
Bheek Q Maang Rahy Ho.?
Bhikari: QK Ye Un 100 Tariko
Me Sab Se Aasan Tarika Hai.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Phupo
Wife On Phone:
"Kiya Ker Rahy Ho??
.
Husband: "Office Me Hun,
Bohat Kaam Hai,
Tum Kiya Kr Rahi Ho??"
.
Wife: KFC Me Tumhary Pichy
Bachon K Sath Bethi Hun Aur
Bachy Puch Rahy Hen k Papa
K Sath Konsi Wali Phupo
Bethi Hen.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Height Of Caring
Height Of Caring..
Ek Cheenti Hathi Per Sawar Kahin Ja Rahi Thi..
Raasty Me Ek Kacha Pull Aya
To Cheenti Hathi Se Boli:
"Janu Cross Ker Lo Gy
Ya Utroon.?? :-D
Hhahahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Manzil-e-Maqsud
Train K Ek Musafir Ny
Railway Ko Shikayat Bheji..
"Baki Sahulaten Beshak
Na Barhayen, Per Toilet Me
Loty Ki Chain Ki Lambai Thori
Aur Barha Den k Wo Apni
"Manzil-e-Maqsud" Tak Pohanch Saky."
Railway Ki Taraf Se Reply Aya:
"Lota Chain Se Bandha Hai
Per Aap Nahi, ""Manzil-e-Maqsud"
Ko Thora Aagy Khiska Liya Karen." :-D
Hehehehe
By:
Haya Ali
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