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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Tarap
Pappu: Mom Tarap Kisy Kehty Hen.??
Mom Ny Uth Ker Wifi Band Ker Diya
Phir Kaha:
"Beta Ji.. Ab Beth Ker
Mehsus Kerty Raho Tarap Ko.."
(,") Dekh Yaar..
Ab Banda Sawal Bhi Na Puchay.. :-( :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Emergency
Height Of Social Networking..
A Boy's FB Status:
I Am Online From Toilet..
His Father Replied:
Abay Gadhay Jaldi Nikal,
Mujhy Emergency Lagi Hai.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Mehngaai
Mehngaai Jis Raftar Se Barh Rahi Hai,
Jald Hi Cooking Shows Me
Kaha Jaye Ga:
"Namak Mirch Hasb-e-Zaiqa
Aur
Tamater Piyaz Hasb-e-Oqaat Dalen." :-D
Hhahha
By:
Maha Abro
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Ek Larki Ny Chuha
Ek Larki Ny Chuha Dekha.
Jese Hi Wo Cheekh Marny Lagi,
Chuha Hath Jod Ker Bola:
"Behan Ji, Meharbani Ker
K Cheekh Na Maar, Me
Pehly e Dil Da Mareez Aan." :-D :-)
Hahahha
By:
Maha Abro
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Hathory Se
Dost: Yaar Pappu Tera Chota
Bhai Aaj Kal Kiya Ker Raha Hai??
Pappu: Yaar Us Ny Dukan Kholi Thi,
Ab Aaj Kal Wo Jail Me Hai.
Dost: Wo Kyun??
Pappu: Us Ny Dukan Hathory Se Kholi Thi.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Ek Kaam Karen
Kiya Aap Ki Life Me Koi
Aapka Intzar Kerny Wala Nahi Hai..??
?
To Phir Ek Kaam Karen..
30 Minute K Liye Bathroom
Me Ja Ker Beth Jaen..
Yaqeen Karen Baahar
Koi Na Koi Aap Ka Wait Zarur Ker Raha Hoga.. :-D
(,")/ OYE JALDI
<)( BAHAR NIKAL
NAHI TO MERI NIKAL JAYE GI.. :-)
Hhahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Mujhy Khana Dedo
Faqeer: Mujhy Khana Dedo.
Admi: Me Tuhen Sharab Dunga.
Faqeer: Me Sharabi Nahi, Mujhy Khana Do.
Admi: Ye Cigarette Lelo.
Faqeer: Me Nahi Pita, Mujhy Khana Do.
Admi: Chalo Race Lagaty Hen.
Faqeer: Me Juwa Nahi Khelta.
Admi: Me Tumhen GF Deta Hun.
Faqeer: Nahi Me Apni Bivi Se Piyar Kerta Hun.
Admi: Theek Hai Me Tumhen Khana Dunga
Magar Pehly Tum Mere Ghar Chalo.
Faqeer: Kyun.??
Admi: Me Apni Wife Ko
Dikhana Chahta Hun K Jo Log
Sharab, Cigarette Nahi Pity,
Juwa Nahi Khelty Aur Sirf
Apni Bivi Se Piyar Kerty Hen
Un ka Kiya Haal Hota Hai.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Mobile Hai Kiya
Bacha Peda Hoty Hi Bola:
Mobile Hai Kiya.??
Nurse: Kiya Kero Gy.??
Bacha: GOD Ko Call Kerunga K
Me Pohanch Gaya Hun Ab
Meri Wali Ko Bhi Bhej Do.. :-D
Hhahahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Itwaar Ki Raat
Hafty Ki Raat Is Khushi Me
Neend Nahi Aati K Subha Itwaar Hai..
Aur
Itwaar Ki Raat Is Dukh Me
Neend nahi Aati K Subha Peer Hai.. :-D
Happy Holiday..
By:
Maha Abro
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