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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Income
Ek Jawan Lerki Ny
Ek Bohat Ameer Budhay Se
Shadi Ker Li..
Saheli: Tum Ny Is Me Kiya Dekha??
Larki:
Ek To In Ki "Income"
2nd In Ki "Umer Kam" :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Gutka
Girlfriend Ny Kaha;
"Gutka Khana Chor Do.."
Phir
Phir
Phir Dubara Us Se Kabhi
Baat Hi Nahi Hui Qasam Se.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Ek Khubsoorat Larki
Ek Toofani Raat
Tez Barish Me
Ek Khubsoorat Larki
Hath Me Chatri Liye
Tanha Ja Rahi Thi..
Us Ny Mujhy Bheegty Huwe Dekha To Boli:
"Aap Meri Chatri Me Aa Jaen"
Me Ny Kaha:
"Its OK Sis.."
Aur Bhaag Gaya..
Moral:
Moral Woral Kuch Nahi Yaar.
Asal Me Us K Paun Ulty Thy.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Tamater 20 Rupy Kilo
Dost: Yaar Pappu Teri Aankhen Q Laal hen?
Pappu: Yaar Kal Raat Hum Sab
Sukoon Se So Rahy Thy K
Achanak 2 Bajy Gali Se Aawaz Aai;
"Tamater 20 Rupy Kilo"
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Bas Phir Kiya Tha
Sara Mohalla Subha Tak Usi
Tamater Waly Ko Dhoondta Raha,
Aur Meri To Nai Chappal Bhi Toot Gai.. :-( :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Free
Boss To Secretory:
Hi Sweety! Kiya Tum
Sunday Evening Free Ho??
Sweety Khush Ho Ker:
Yes Off Course
Boss: OK
Phir Aap Monday Ki Subha
Jaldi Office Aa Jana.. :-D
Hahhaahha
By:
Haya Ali
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Ek Aurat Apny Shoher Ki
Ek Aurat Apny Shoher Ki
Qabar Per Roty Huwe Boli:
"Choti Beti School K Liye
Naye Shoes Maang Rahi Hai,
Bete Ny Mobile Ki Fermaish Ki Hai,
Mere Apny Kapray Purany Ho Gaye Hen,
Kiya Kerun Me??"
Qabar Se Aawaz Aai:
"Mar Gaya Hun,
Dubai Nahi Gaya.." :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Khridne Wala
Aisi Kiya Cheez Hai Jo
Khridne Wala Kabhi Pehanta Nahi
Aur Pehanne Wala Kabhi Khridta Nahi..
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Baby Diapers. :-D
(Yaar Khush Rehna Seekho) :-)
By:
Naila Soomro
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Jurmana
Judge Chor se: Tum 15th Time
Adalat me aaye ho is liye
Tum per 50,000 Rupay
Jurmana Aaed kya jata hai.
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Chor Hath Jor Ker:
Janab Mustaqil Aany Waly
Gahak k Sath kuch to Discount Hona Chahiye. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Topic
Husband Ghar Jaldi Aya To
Us Ny Apni Wife Ko
Ek Larky K Sath Dekha..
Wife: Tum Itni Jaldi Q Aaye??
Husband: Ye kamina Kon hai??
Wife Ghusse Se:
Topic Change Kerny Ki Koshish Mat Kero.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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