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Best Collection of New Urdu Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • SEXY Baaten
    Japani Couple SEXY Baaten Karte
    huwe...
    Husband: Sutaki...
    .
    Wife: Kowanini...
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    Husband: Toka Aanji Rodi Romi
    Hoayako....
    .
    Wife Ghutnay Taik k Boli:
    Mimi Yoanakodinda
    Tinkuji....
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    Husband Ghussay se:
    Na Miaou Kinatimkouji..
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    ."Logon ka Shok to Dekho..
    Samajh Kuch Nahi Aa Raha
    Bas SEX ka Word Aaya
    Aur Pura Status Parh
    Dala.. :-D

    Hahhahaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Aaj Bohat Germi Hai
    Ameer ka Bacha:
    Papa Aaj Bohat Germi Hai.
    Papa: Hum Aaj he A/C Lagwa Lenge.
    .
    Ghareeb ka Bacha:
    PAPA Aaj Kitni Germi Hai.
    PAPA: Chal Tujhe Ganja karwa Deta Hun.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Oye Kiss Karne De
    Aunty Chote Se Puppy Ko
    Piyar Kerty Huwe:
    Oye hoye!
    Kitna Sohna Doggy Hai.!
    Ummah.. Mmuuahh..
    Mmmmaaahh..!

    Pappu: Per Aunty..?
    Aunty: Oye Kiss Karne
    de!
    Muuaaaahh..
    Muuaaahh..
    .
    Pappu: Per Aunty Iska Munh
    Idhar Nahi Dusri Taraf Hai. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Bhutiyapa
    Me: Hello, What's Ur Name?
    She: Hi..I Am "Palak"
    .
    Me: Nice Name.
    She: Thank You.
    .
    Aur Phir Kuch Din Baad
    Me aur She Mile, GF-BF Bane,
    Shadi ki aur Hansi-Khusi Rehne Lage.
    .
    Kahani Khatam
    .
    Moral: Agar "Palak-Panir" Wala
    Bhutiyapa Na karo to Block
    Bhi Nahi Hote Aur Ladki Bhi Pat Jati Hai. :-D

    Hhahaaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Fashion Of New Generation
    Height Of Fashion..
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    Ek 3 Saal Ka Bacha Apni Maa Se:
    "Mom, Pamper Zara Neechy Bandhna,
    Dashing Look Ata Hai.." :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pehlay Aur Ab
    Pehlay...
    "Chitthi Na Koi Sandes
    Jany Wo Konsa Des Jahan Tum Chaly Gaye.."

    Now...
    "Whatsapp Na Koi Bhi Chat
    Jany Wo Konsi App Jahan Tum Online Ho Gaye.." :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Kharab Msg
    Beti: Papa, Mere Mobile Per
    Kisi Ny I Luv U Ka Msg Bheja Hai, Kiya Kerun..??

    Papa:
    Beti, Aise Msg Receive Nahi
    Kerna Chahiye, Jiska Hai Usay Wapas Bhej Do.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sad Story
    BOY 2 GIRL:
    "Likhe Jo KHAT Tujhe,
    Wo Teri YAAD Me,
    Sare Padh Liye,
    Papa ne RAAT Me,
    Sawera Jab hua,
    To JUTE Pad Gaye,
    Wo
    "FANAA" Wale Baal,
    "GHAJNI" me Badal Gaye.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Bechary Yateem
    Damaad K Samny Dusry Din Bhi
    Jab Andon Ka Salan Pesh Kiya Gaya To
    Us Ny Tameez Se Guzarish Ki:
    "Janab In Andon K Walden
    Se Milny Ka Ishtiyaq Tha.."

    Susar Ny Ghusse Se Kaha:
    Beta Ji, Ye Bechary Yateem Hen,
    Aap Inhi K Sar Per Dast-e-Shafqat Rakhiye.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Solid Reason
    A Dog Fell In Laove With A Cat..

    But Dog's Parents Rejected Cat..
    Guess Why??
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    Bcoz
    "Larki Ki Munchhen Hen.." :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
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