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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Angrez Pathan Aur Sardar
Angrez, Pathan Aur Sardar Aapas Me Baaten Ker Rahy Thy..
Pathan: Meri Bivi To Bohat Cold Hai..
Angrez: Meri Wife To Bohat Hot Hai..
Sardar: Yaar Me To Bohat Confuse Hun QK
Mujhy To Wo Cold Lagti Hai Magar
Saary Parosi Kehty Hen K Wo Bohat Hot Hai.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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HIT Song
3 Cockroach Ja Rahy Thy;
Achanak Ek Cockroach Gana Gany Laga,
"Tujhy Dekha To Ye Jana Sanam."
Ye Suntay Hi Baki 2 Cockroach Mar Gaye
QK
Ye Ek HIT Song Tha.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Mere Hath Me Kiya Hai
Ek Pagal Ny Hath Me Cigarette Daba K Pucha:
Batao Mere Hath Me Kiya Hai.??
2nd Pagal: Train.
1st Pagal: Tumhen Kese Pata Chala.??
2nd Pagal: Tumhare Hath Me Se Dhuwan Nikal Raha Tha.. :-D
Hhahahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Ek Admi Apne 14 Bachon K Sath
Ek Admi Apne 14 Bachon K 7 Zoo Gaya..
Guard Se Kaha: Hamen Wo Genda Dikhao Jis K 8 Bachy Hen.
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Thori Dair Baad Guard Aaya Aur Kaha:
"Aap Yahin Thehren, Genda Khud Aapko Dekhne Aarha Hai.. :-D
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By:
Haya Ali
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Maali Nuqsan
Wife: Aap Bohat Badal Gaye Ho,
Ab Mujhy Udaas Dekh Ker Q Nahi Puchty K Kiya Hua Hai.??
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Husband: QK Is Tarha K Sawalaat Ker K Me
Pehly Hi Bohat Maali Nuqsan Utha Chuka Hun.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Pehli Ghalti
Ek Admi Ny Dusri Shadi Ka Faisla Kiya.
Shadi K Liye Jummay Ki Date Rakhi Gai.
Jumerat Ko Us Ny Shadi Ka Suit Aur Dusri Cheezen Ek Bag Me Pack Ker Di.
Pehli Bivi Ko Pata Chal Gaya.
Us Ny Raat Ko Apny Shoher Ko Baray Piyar Se Khana Khilaya Aur Dono So Gaye.
Agli Subha Shoher Khushi Khushi Tayyar Hua.
Bivi: Kaha Ja Rahy Hen.??
Shoher: Jummay Ki Namaz Parhny.
Bivi: Wapas Ja K So Jaen, Aaj Sunday Hai.
Me Ny Aapko Neend Ki Goliyan Khila Di Thin Is Liye 2 Din Baad Jagay Hen,
Dubara Aisi Harkat Kerny Ka Socha Bhi To
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Qayamat K Din Jagen Gy.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Mardon Ki Aadat
FEMALE Me MALE Aata Hai..
SHE Me HE Aata Hai..
WOMAN Me MAN Aata Hai..
Iska Matlab Pata hai Kiya Hai.??
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Iska Matlab Mardon Ki Purani Aadat Hai Aurton Me Ghusnay Ki.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Maha Abro
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Taaza Maal
Ek Sabzi Wale K Ghar Beta Peda Hua..
Ek Aurat Bachy Ko Dekh Ker Boli:
"Kitna Piyara Bacha Hai"
Sabzi Wala Aadat K Mutabik Bola:
"Ji Behan Ji, Aur Hai Bhi Bilkul Taaza".. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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