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Latest Urdu Funny SMS:
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Tera Kiya Jata Hai
Tere Ik Hath Uthany Se Dam Sa Nikal Jata Hai,,
Aye Zalim, Aye Mere Dost..!
Ik Body Spray Lagay Me Tera Kiya Jata Hai..?
Jahan Tu Jata Hai Sab Behosh Se Ho Jaty Hen,,
Aaj JUMMA Hai, Nahany Me Tera Kiya Jata hai.. :-D
Jumma Mubarak..
By:
Naila Soomro
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Sadqay Ki Waja Se
Bivi: Aapki Shadi Itni Late Q Hui??
Husband: Sadqay Ki Waja Se.
Wife Herani Se: Wo Kese??
Husband: Me Sadqa Bohat Diya Kerta Tha QK
Sadqa Buri Balaon Ko Taal Deta Hai,
Bas Is Saal Masrufiyat Ki Waja Se Nahi De Saka To Ho Gai Shadi.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Khushi Dekhi Nahi Ja Rahi
Police Wala: Oye Bivi To Tere
Padosi Ki Gum Hui Hai Aur Report Tu Likhwa Raha Hai,
Tera Koi Chakkar To Nahi Hai Us K Sath..
Admi: Nahi Janab, Baat Ye Hai K
Mera Padosi Ek Hafty Se Party Pe Party Diye Ja Raha Hai
Aur Mujh Se Us Ki Khushi Dekhi Nahi Ja Rahi.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Lassi
Mere Mazhab Me Sharab Peena Haram Hai,
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Janam..!
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Isi Liye Tere Gham Me LASSI Pita Hun,
Gham Bhi Door,
Garmi Bhi Door.. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Best Elaaj
Admi: "Doctor, Kiya Aap Ko Yaqen Hai K Mujhy Namoniya Hai?
Mujhy Pata Chala Hai K Jise Namoniya Hota Hai Wo Akhir Typhoid Se Mar Jata hai..
Doctor: Aap Fikar Mat Karen,
Me Agar Namoniya Ka Elaaj Kerta Hun To
Wo Admi Sirf Namoniya Se Hi Marta Hai.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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CID Joke
(CID Joke)
ACP Pradyumn: Lalit, Mallya, Nirav - L M N
"Kuch Samjhe Daya.??"
Daya: Yes Sir,
Ab next Scamster Ka Naam O Se Start Hoga.. :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Maha Abro
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