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A best collection of urdu funny sms text messages, urdu jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great urdu funny mobile sms. you can also submit urdu funny sms here.

Latest Urdu Funny SMS:

  • Kya Kar Rahe Ho
    Uncle:
    Beta Aaj Kal Kya Kar Rahe Ho.?
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    Boy: Ji.. Engineering.
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    Uncle: Ohh..
    Humko Laga Padhai
    Wadhai Karte Hoge.. :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Blood Donation
    1st Cheenti:
    Ay Behan Itni Jaldi Me Kahan Ja Rahi Ho??

    2nd Cheenti:
    Behan Hathi Bhai Ka
    Accident Ho Gaya Hai
    Usay Khoon Deny Ja Rahi Hun.. :-D


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Darr
    Hathi ki Bike Bigad Gayi.
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    Chiti ne usy Scooty per Lift di.
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    Raste me Chiti ne Kaha:
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    "Thoda Niche Jhuk Ker Betho,
    Agar Dad Ne Dekh Liya To
    Meri Shadi Kera Dengy.." :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Khudi Ka Sabaq
    Allama Iqbal Hamen Hamesha "Khudi" Ka Sabaq Diya Hai..

    Is Liya Aaj 9 November Ko
    Iqbal K Sabaq Per Amal Kerty Huwe
    "Khud Hi" Chhutti Ker Len.. :-D

    From: Wizarat-e-Dakhla

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Phans Gaya Naa
    Apny Baap ki Aulad hai To Neechy Dekh.
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    Apni Maa Ki Aulad Hai To Ooper Dekh.. :-D

    Hahhaha
    Phans Gaya Naa.. :-)


  By: zohaib mehar   Send To Mobile
  • Mobile Lovers
    Husband:
    Ye Kesi Daal Pakai Hai,
    Na Namak Hai Na Mirch Hai,
    Sara Din Mobile Me Lagi Rehti Ho,
    Kiya Pakati Ho Kuch Pata Hi Nahi Chalta..

    Wife:
    Pehly Aap Apna Mobile Side Me Rakh Ker Khana Khaen,
    Kab Se Dekh Rahi Hun Pani Me Dibo Dibo Ker Roti Kha Rahy Hen.. :-D

    hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Aghwaa Baraye Tawaan
    Aghwaa Baraye Tawaan Ki
    Ek Khabr Parh Kr Biwi Ne
    Shohar Se Pocha:
    "Agr Koi Mujhe Aghwa Ker Le
    To Tum Ktna Tawaan Doge. ?"
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    Shoher: "Tawaan Nahi Inaam" :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bachy
    Ek Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bachy
    Road Cross Ker Rahy Thy..

    Road Cross Karne K Baad
    Murgi K 1 Bachy Ne Kaha:
    Hum 7 Ne Road Cross Karli..
    7 Kese..??
    Socho,
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    Aur Socho,
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    Read Msg Again,
    Nahi Mila..?
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    Ary Yaar Bachy Hen,
    Kuch B Bolty Rehty Hen.
    Aap Tension Mat Lo. :-D


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Bina Order k Maal
    Salesman Bohat Pareshan Tha..

    DEALER: Kya Hua.?

    S.MAN: Me 6 Months Se Tour Pe Tha,
    Phir Bhi Biwi Pregnant Ho Gai..

    DLR: Ab Tumhen Pata Chala
    Bina Order k Maal Aaye to Kesa Lagta Hai.. :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Hasrat
    Na Dekh Aasman Ko Itni Hasrat Se Aye Ansan...
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    Kisi Parinday Ny Munh Per
    Potty Ker Di To Sari Hasrat Nikal Jaye Gi.. :-D

    Hahhahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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