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Girl: Janu me apse shadi karna chati h
Girl:
Janu me apse shadi karna chati hon, Mujhe 1 sathi ki zarorat hy.

Boy:
Jaan me apse shadi nhi kr sakta,
Sathi me apko madical store se La dunga!

By: musarat Send To Mobile

A GrAET QuOTe by Me . . Agar logon
A GrAET QuOTe by Me
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Agar logon ko tum se koi maSla hai..

Tou HameSha yaad rakho k yeh unka mAsla hai, tumhara nahi…!!! :-P:-D

By: musarat Send To Mobile

Beautiful line written at my home… .
Beautiful line written at my home…

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By: musarat Send To Mobile

Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi
Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
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Medicinez,

Roads,

Bridge,

Aeroplane,

Tarbela Dam,

And Finally,

Zardari & Gilani

By: Khan Send To Mobile

tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitn

tum ne Pakistan k Foreign Affairs kitnay achay kar diay

GEO Zardari

tum ne to foreign Countries se itni Dosti Barha li ke SAAARAAA AAATA hi Baahar Bhej dia

GEENAY DO or GEO Zardari

By: Khan Send To Mobile

Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap
Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay

Zardari Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya

By: Khan Send To Mobile

Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay, Hitler Bhi

Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay,
Hitler Bhi Sharmata Hay,
Jab Naam Zardari Ka Atta Hay...
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Genay Do Zardari

By: Khan Send To Mobile

A man dies and goes to heaven. There he
A man dies and goes to heaven.
There he sees a large wall of clocks.
He asks angel what are these for?
Angel answers those r lie clocks, every person has lie clocks!
every time u lie hands on clock move.
man asks whose clock is dat?
that is Mohamad bin qasims.
Hands have never moved indicating he never lied.
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Where is Zardari's clock? asked da man.
Angel: It is in our office,
we use it as ceiling fan... =P ;->

By: Khan Send To Mobile

Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Ka

Sindhi Topi Aur Ajrak Ki Shandaar Kamiyaabi K Baad.

Ab Paish Hai.

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Sindhi Underwear.

A Product of Qaim Ali Shah. :-)

By: Khan Send To Mobile

Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan, E

Jala daali zaalimo ne meri dukan,
Es se to acha tha jala dete mujh samait mera makaan.

Ab kahan se kama k khilaounga apne gharane ko,
Jab ghar main hi nahi hoga raashan o samaan.

Mera qasoor kya tha aey zalim jalane wale,
Na main hamla awar tha na wo mera mehman.

Meri zindagi bhar ki kamaai aik pal main jal gai,
Aur tum kehte ho sabar kr.. na ho halkaan?

(Dedicated to those 5000 karachi shopkeepers whose shops burned out last nite...

By: Khan Send To Mobile

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