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Tumhari value kam hai



BV : Afrat-e-zar kia hai?

Shohar : Jab paisy ki qeemat kam ho jae lekin
paisa ziada ho jae.

BV : Ye kia? samajh nhi aya

Shohar : Dekho jese pehle tmhare

chest=36
qamar=24
hip=38

thi lekin value ziada thi,
ab

chest=46
qamar=44
hip=56

he. Ab tmhare pas sab kuch pehle se ziada hai

magar tmhari value kam hai,

ye hai "Afrat-e-zar"....:-)



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