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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • My Name Is Sunlight
    Teacher: What is your name?.

    Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.

    Teacher: When I ask aquestion in english,
    ...Answer It In English.

    Student: My Name Is Sunlight. :P


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  • Why Are You Under Tension?
    Examiner:
    Why Are You Under Tension?
    Did U Forget Admit Card, ID, Or Calculator?

    Studnt:
    No Sir! By Mistake I Have Brought Tomorrow
    Exam's Cheating Material Today:-)


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  • A Boy Got Caught In Class
    A Boy Got Caught In Class Throwing Paper Airplanes.
    Teacher Gave Him Punishment To Write 5000 Times
    "I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class."
    And Submit It Tomorrow.

    Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written

    #Include<conio.h>
    #Include<stdio.h>
    Void Main( )
    {
    Clrscr( );Int N;
    For( N=1 ; N<=5000 ; N++ )
    Printf("I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class");
    Getch( );
    }

    Be A Programmer... ;->
    Think Differently! =P


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  • Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?
    Teacher;
    Homework Kiun Nhi Kiya?

    Stdnt;
    Sir,Light Nhi Thi

    Teachr;
    To Mom Batti Jala Lete

    Student;
    Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi

    Teachr;
    Machis Kiun Nai Thi

    Student;
    Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi.

    Teachr;
    To Wahan Se Le Aate

    Student;
    Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha

    Teachr;
    Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy

    Student;
    Pani Nhi Tha Sir

    Teachr;
    Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?

    Student;
    Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.

    Teachr;
    Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?

    Student;
    Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi....


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  • Aaj Tum Late Kyun Aaye?
    Miss:
    Aaj Tum Late Kyun Aaye?
    School 7 Baje Shuru Hota Hai Phir Dair Kyun Ki?

    Kid:
    Miss Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karen Log Shak Karte Hain...:-)


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  • Silence Of A Friend In Exam
    Thousand Words Of A Teacher Do Not Hurt,

    But The Silence Of A Friend In The
    Examination Hall Brings
    Tears Into The Eyes... ;->

    (William Cheater)


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  • Tang mai phr aaj aap ko kar rahi hon
    Tang mai phr aaj aap ko kar rahi hon,

    Guzarish dua ki aap se kar rahi hon,

    Hamare liye dua karen aisi kuch khas,

    K papers mai hojaen gud no. se pass,

    Nazil qudrat ki aisi mehrbani hojae,

    K papers mai hmari buhat aasani ho jae,

    Jo yad kia hai woh bhool na payen,

    Or jo nai kia wo topic hi na aayen.


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  • Why Do We Have To Learn This?
    In An Engineering University During A Math's Class:

    Student:
    Why Do We Have To Learn This?

    Teacher:
    To Save Lives!!!!!

    Student:
    How Does Math Save Lives?

    Teacher:
    It Keeps Idiots Like You Out Of Medical College...:-)=P


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  • What Is Capital in France
    C.A Paper!!!

    Q: What is the Capital in France?
    Students Wrote Paris As The Capital Of France.

    ...Result Day: All Students Hv Been Failed.

    Examiner's Comment (with A Devil's Laugh) :
    Capital in France is "F",
    A Very Easy & Simple Question
    But Students Got Confused.


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