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Principal asked Me: Why r u late? all
Principal asked Me:
Why r u late?
all ur classmates came to d class on tym
I rplied:
"Jhund me to kutte aate hai. Lekin SHER hamesha akela aata hai

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Teacher - table par 10 makhiya baithi ha
Teacher - table par 10 makhiya baithi hai, agar 1 ko mar diya to table par kitni makihya bachi?

student- 1 jise mara diya hai. baki to ud gayi

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Common dialouge after Examz And wedding
Common dialouge after Examz And wedding Night:
" kaisa hua? , Acha hua? , per thora lamba tha
Thora choot gaya, Zara jaldi ho gaya , aata tha per theek se nai hua,"

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to y
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

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EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIENDS; 1. TOO M
EXAMS ARE LIKE GIRL FRIENDS;

1. TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

2. DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND.

3. MORE EXPLANATION IS NEEDED.

4. RESULT IS ALWAYS FAIL!

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If a Girl Gts 90% Mark Her Response "Ka
If a Girl Gts 90% Mark Her Response
"Kamina 2 Marks Or De Deta To Uska Kya Jata"
If a Boy Gts 35% Marks He Says
"Check Krne Wala Khuda Tha Yaar"

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Baby: Teachr Aap Muje Bahut Acchi Lagti
Baby: Teachr Aap Muje Bahut Acchi Lagti Ho, Apase Shadi Karunga.
Teachar Gusse Se: Muhe Baccho Se Chid hay

Baby: MiS me Kosish Krunga Ke Bacche na ho..

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SECRETS OF SUCCESS 1. kabhi top na kr
SECRETS OF SUCCESS

1. kabhi top na kro wrna log tm se jlne lge gy.

2. Hmsha late class me jao is trha hr teacher tmhe yad rkhe ga.

3.zyda prhny se time zaya hota hy or time zaya krna gunah hy.

4.kbi test na do q k beizati k 2 marks se izzat k ABSENT acha hy ;)

Dedicated to genius students...

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Aaya Tha Imtehan Main Mazmoon Husn Par,
Aaya Tha Imtehan
Main Mazmoon Husn Par,

Paper Main Sab Ne Chehara Mera Bana Diya.

)/(',') Uffff..
) (> Ye
< / Classfelows
Bhi na..??

1st Aae hen sab.:-)

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Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..
Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?

Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..

Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas

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