Maa Aur Paisy
Ustad: agar mei tumhare walida ko 5000 rupe du
Aur unhe sirf 2000 ke zrurat ho tu wo kitney wapas kren ge?
Sara: 1 b nhe
Ustaad: Tumhari ma hisab nhe janti?
Sara: Sir ap meri ma ko nhe jante
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