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PERIODIC TABLE
A New Element added to PERIODIC TABLE :
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight:
Don’t even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
1. Boils at any time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum,
diamond, branded clothes and other
expensive items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence:
1. Mostly found in front of the
mirrors...:-D ;-)
Hahahaha
By:
Haya Ali
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Teachers
' Happy Teachers Day "
Apne Teachers Ki Bohat Respect kijye..
QK
Is Duniya Me Murghi k Ilawa
Wo Wahid Personailty Hai
Jo
.
.
Aapko Anda De Sakti Hai..;-p
Hahahaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Education Related
Education Related Songs:
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SCHOOL- Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala
.
TUTION- Idhar chala mai udhar chala
.
MATHS- Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
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SCIENCE- Aa khusi se kudkushi karle
.
GEOGRAPHY- Musafir hoon main yaaro
.
ECONOMICS- Paisa paisa karti hai, Tu paise pe kyu marti hai
.
EXAM- Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai
.
RESULT- Jiya dharak dharak
.
PASS- Aaj mai upar asman niche
.
FAIL- Jag suna suna laage..;-p
Hahahaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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Dhobi ka Kutta
Teacher:
Dhobi ka Kutta na Ghar ka
na Ghaat ka.
.
Ab aisa 1 aur Sentence banao..
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Student:
Sania Mirza ka baccha
na India ka
na Pakistan ka...;-p
Hahahaha
By:
Naghma Khan
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PLAN
Exams k Ek Din pehle mujhe Hosh aya
socha meine bohot or cheating karne ka plan banaya
Bathroom me kardi meine cheating ki setting
or ab bus karni thi mujhe bathroom jane ki acting
Exam paper dekh k meri ankhon k aage andhera chaya
kia bataun 'Jani' Paper tha Physics or me Chemistry le aya..;-p
Hahhaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Monthly Test
4 Studnts ne Monthly Test ki tayari nai ki,
Wo agly din Principal k pas gaye
or Jhoot Bola K:
”Sir Hum Shadi me gaye thy,
Raste me Gari ka Tyre Punctre ho gya,
Hum sari raat dhakka lgaty rahy,
es liye parh nai sake."
Principal ne maan lia aur
Unhe 1 Din ka time dia,
1 din baad unhen
4 different rooms me bithaya
or sirf 1 sawal dia.
Q- KONSA TYRE PUNCTURE THA ??
1- front right
2- front left
3- back right
4- back left
Same Jawab do to Sab Pass..;-p
By:
Naghma Khan
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LuV STORY OF ENGINEER
LuV STORY OF ENGINEER:
I was in 12th
She was in 12th
I got B.Tech
She got BBA
I was doing B.Tech
She got MBA
I was preparing 4 M.TECH entrance
She got married
I m doing M.TECH
She's d mother of 2 children
I got PH.D
Her daughter is in 1st stndrd
I became DOCTRATE
Hr daughtr passd 10th
I hav joined job.
Hr Daughtr joined College.
The Greatest irony-
Today is my ENGAGEMENT
& Her Daughtr is my WIFE
Agle Janam Salaa ARTS hi Lunga.
East or west Arts is d best..;-p
By:
Sumaira Malik
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