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Student SMS and Jokes: A selected sms jokes about Boy Students, Girl Students, and exams. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english. You can also Submit Student SMS and Jokes here. Exam sms / text messages collection, funny exam sms, and alot of exam wishes / greetings sms messages for students in roman urdu, hindi and english.

Latest Student SMS Jokes:

  • Opposite of Achaar
    Deadly IQ Of Sardar..

    Teacher:
    What is the Opposite of Achaar?

    Sardar: Onion

    Teacher: How?

    Sardar:
    Achaar = Pickle

    Pickle = Pee-Kal

    So Opposite of
    Pee-kal = Pee-aaj

    = Peaaj = Onion..;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Musical Instrument
    Music Teacher Asked:
    What Is Your Favorite
    Musical Instrument???
    .
    .
    Cute Reply From Kid:
    "The School Bell At Last Period"...:-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pappu Tumhara Result
    Madam:
    Pappu Tumhara Result Bohut kharaab aaya hai,
    kal Papa ko saath lekar aana Warnaa...
    .
    .
    Pappu: Waranaa kyaa?

    Madam:
    Warnaa Result Facebok par
    upload kar ke usy me Papa ko Tag kar dungi.

    Pappu: Achchhaa to me bhi
    Mummy ko bata dungaa k
    Meri Madam Papa ki Friend List me hai..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Agar Raat me
    Teacher:
    Agar Raat me Machhar kate to kya karna chahiye?
    .
    .
    Boy:
    Chup chap Khuja kar So jana chahiye QK Aap Rajnikant to ho nhi,,
    .
    .
    Jo Machhar se Sorry bulwa loge..;-p ;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Khatrnak Student
    Khatrnak Student..!

    Master To Student:
    A B C D Se Shuru Hone Wale
    Alphabets Se Sentence Banao..?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Student:
    A=Apni
    B=Beti ka
    C=Cell Number
    D=Dijiye...;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • A Beautiful Girl goes
    A Beautiful Girl goes to
    Professor Cabin

    And Say:
    "I will Do Everything to Pass
    in the Exam..

    Professor Says:
    NOE OPEN YOUR
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Books And Study"...;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Third World War
    Child:
    God ! please I do not Want Third World War.

    God:
    Why? You Love Your Country So much??

    Child:
    No God, I am Weak in History,
    So
    I can not Study Another War...;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Who Is Terrorist
    Teacher:
    Who Is Terrorist..?
    .
    Pappu:
    Terrorist Is A Tourist
    Who Comes From Other Country,
    To Celebrate Diwali In Our Country..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Extra Sheet
    Paper kerte kerte Dimagh

    Itna kharab hogaya hai

    Faraz,,

    Maa Puchti hai k Khany me kia dun?

    Men kehta hun ke "Extra Sheet"...;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Boys In ZooLoGy Lab
    Greatest Insult of Boys In ZooLoGy Lab..

    A Stdnt Complaind:
    "Sir my Frog is Pregnant"
    .
    .
    Sir Replied:
    SaLa Tum Per To
    Vishwas krke Ek MenDak bhi nahi De Sakte..;-p

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
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