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Latest Student SMS Jokes:
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Anday Ka Faida
Teacher Ny Sehatmand Ghiza Per
Lecture Dety Huwe Pucha:
"Anday Ka Faida Batao?"
Pappu:
"Bohat Faida Hai Sir,
Agar Ye Imtehan Me Mil Jaye
To Agly Saal Ki Books Ka
Kharcha Bach Jata Hai.." :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Naila Soomro
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Intelligent
Miss:
Batao Sab Se Ziyada Nasha Kis Me Hota Hai.??
Pappu:
Miss Aap Ny Bilkul Theek Kaha,
Sab Se Ziyada Nasha "Kiss" Me Hi Hota Hai..
Miss:
Dafa Ho Ja Kaminay Class Se Bahar. :-)
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Bas Yaar Intelligent Banday Ki vi Koi Qadar Nai Ay. :-D
Hahhaha
By:
Raheel Ahmed
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Welding And Wedding
Teacher:
Welding And Wedding Me Fark Batao.??
Pappu:
Sir Welding Me Chingariyan
Pehly Uthti Hen, Jod Baad Me Banta Hai.
Jab k..
Wedding Me Pehly Jod Banta Hai
Baad Me Chingariyan Uthti Hen.. :-)
Hahhaha
By:
Husnain Nawaz
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Speech
In a School Function:
Jab KG Girl Speech Deny
Aai To Ek KG Boy Ny Apny 2no Hathon Se
Apny Kaam Band Ker Liye.
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Kisi Ny Pucha:
Aap Aisa Q Ker Rahy Ho.?
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Us Ny Masumiyat Se Jawab Diya:
Abay Padal, Ye Meli Dal Friend Hai.
Aur Ye Jab Bhi Speech Talti Hai To Bolti hai,
"My Dear BROTHERs and SISTERs" :-D
Hhahaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Students Life
Student's Life is Like
English Movies..
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School = Jurassic Park.. ?
Principal = King Kong.. ?
Vice Principle = Hulk.. ?
Teachers = Aliens..
Class Guys = Planet of Apes..?
Class Girls = Charlies Angels..
Syllabus = Deep Blue Sea.
Exam = Mission Impossible.
Invigilator = Terminator.. ?
Result = 2012 ..(End of the World)
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Hahahha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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Dangerous STUDENT
Dangerous STUDENT..
Teacher: What is a verb?
Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle Tyre.
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Teacher: What are you saying?.
Student: It is a complete sentence.
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Teacher: Are you mad?.
Student: It is a question.
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Teacher: Don't be silly.
Student: It is an advice.
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Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Student: It is a command.
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Teacher: You are an idiot.
Student: It is an insult.
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Teacher: Get out of my class.
Student: It is an order.
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Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame!
Student: It is an exclamation.
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Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Student: It is a Prayer Sir. :-D
?
Hhahaha
By:
Sumaira Malik
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