Redefined Definitions
Redefined Definitions:
1) Atom Bomb - An invention to end all inventions.
2) Boss - Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
3) Cigarette - A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
4) Divorce - Future tense of marriage.
5) Lecture - The art of transferring a conscious person to a subconscious state.
6) Genius - scroll down & see the sender's name.
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