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1. Jeep in a jungle..!  By: Rooman Qamar
   Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle..! Tourist:How do U escape if a lion comes now..? Sardar:Giv...


2. Sardar talking on cell phone  By: Rooman Qamar
   1 sardar talking on cell phone ... 2nd sardar:Kissay baat kar rahy ho? 1st sardar:BV say.. 2nd sa...


3. Kutte te essay likhan  By: Munna Bhai
   Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda? Santa: Ki karda maste...


4. 1 Sardar Bathroom Main Betha Tha  By: saad
   1 Sardar bathroom main betha tha. Samney likha tha paani ka zyaada istmaal karien. wo 3 lotty pan...


5. Pak Sar Zameen  By: Munna Bhai
   Sardar Radio le ker Potty karne gaya. Dost: Aaj to mazay se ki ho gi? Sardar: Khaak mazay se ki, R...


6. Batwa tu mere pass hai  By: Rooman Qamar
   Wife: Sath wala passenger mere girebaan mai jhank raha hai Sardar ji: Ha,Ha,Ha, Jhankne do bewakoo...


7. Parking for 2 Wheeler  By: Rooman Qamar
   Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from ...


8. Tum to bas apne kam me  By: Faraz
   Girlfriend 2 Sardar: Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho. Meri to koi parwa hi nahi he tumhe... ...


9. He likes cOmbine study  By: Faraz
   1 sardar Sheeshey(Mirror) ke samne beth kr study krta tha Why? Bcoz of 3 reasOns: Dobara revis...


10. Snake wali Game kehlte Hain.  By: Faraz
    1 Sardar ko Doctor Ne kaha Apko Gas Trouble Hai, Subha Subha koi Game khela Karain. Ab Sardar Gi R...


11. Rail Kia Cheez Hay?  By: Faraz
    1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Per Sogaya. 1 Admi Ne Kaha Kia Ker Raho Ho? Train Aayegi Tu Mar Jao Gay! Sard...


12. Qatil kisay kehty hain  By: Faraz
    Teacher to Sardar Ji: Qatil kisay kehty hain? Sardar: Pata Nahi. Teacher: Agar tum apny baap ko qa...


13. Sab k Sab maroge  By: Rooman Qamar
    "Ek sardar ko poori raat machor ne boht pareshan kya" "Uska dimaag ghooma" "Sardar nai zehar p liy...


14. Sher da puttar  By: Water
    Sardar told his son: O tu ghabra mat, tu to sher da puttar hai. Beta: Papa ji, Class teacher bhi ye...


15. Meri lottery lagady  By: Rooman Qamar
    A Sardarji prays daily for 2 hours, "Hey Vaheguru meri lottery lagady." After 11 years VaheGuru an...