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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Shadiyan
    Santa: Raja Dashrath ki teen raniyaan thi.

    Wife: Toh?

    Santa: Toh main do shadiyaan aur kar sakta hoon!

    Wife: Soch lo. Draupadi ke 5 pati they.

    Santa: Tu bhi naa, dil pe le leti hai..;-p


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Duniya me kitne Desh hen
    Santa: Is Duniya me kitne Desh hen?

    Banta: Ary Pagal is Duniya me
    Ek hi to Desh hai "India"
    Baaki sab to "Videsh" hai...;-p

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Diwaar K Paar
    Santa:
    Humne Ek Aisi Cheez Banayi Hai,
    Jis Se Hum Diwar K Us Paar Dekh Sakte Hen,
    .
    .
    Angrez: Wow ! Wo Kya Hai.?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Santa: SURAAKH...;-p

    Haahaahaa


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Start Computer
    Teacher (Giving instruction):
    Start Computer.

    Santa: I did.

    Teacher: Now open My Computer.

    Santa: Miss, where is your computer?..;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Joota Chhupaai
    ShAAdI Me JooTa ChUpaI Ke TiMe DuLhE Ki
    1sT SaaLi BoLi:
    Me To 1100 LungI..

    2nd SaaLi:
    Me To 2100 Lungi...
    .
    PicHe Se
    .
    .
    Santa Bola:
    2310 LeLo Us Me
    BlUeTooTh Or FM BhI Hai..;-p

    Hahahaha


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
  • Woh ladki kitni Sundar hai
    Santa: Woh ladki kitni Sundar hai.

    Banta: Mujhe uska Naam pata hai.

    Santa: Kya naam hai uska?

    Banta: Woh Bank me Kaam karti hai,
    Uske Counter k upar uska Naam likha tha
    "CHAALU KHAATA"...;-)


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • R U a Foreigner
    After returning back from a foreign trip,
    santa asked his wife:
    Do I look like a foreigner?

    Wife: No! Why?

    Santa: In London a lady asked me, "r u a foreigner"..;-)

    Hahaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka
    Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ka
    Admission Form Bharne Me Madad Kar Raha Tha,
    To Pappu Ne Puchha.

    Pappu: Papa, Ye Mother Tongue Wale Box Me Kya Likhna Hai?

    Santa: Very Long Likh De Beta"...;-)


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Pehle 2 lagayen
    Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 Thappad laga diye.

    Socho kyon?

    Because PCO ke Bahar likha tha,
    ,
    Dial karne se Pehle 2 lagayen...;-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Santa Kissed his GF
    Santa Kissed his GF in Park..

    Gf:
    Plz ye sab Shadi se pehle mat karo

    Santa:
    Oh Soniye Don't worry,
    I'm Married..;-)


  By: Raheel Ahmed   Send To Mobile
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