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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Shadi Shuda Murgi
    Santa:
    Shadi Shuda Murgi jab
    Mathe par Teeka(Sindoor) lagati hai,
    Usey kiya kahte hen ??
    .
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    Banta: Chicken Tikka :-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Wife K Aansu
    Santa: Yaar Maa K Aansu Aur Wife K Aansu Me Kiya Farq Hai.??

    Banta:
    Maa K Aansu Dil Per Asar Kerty Hen

    Aur

    Wife K Aansu Jaib Per Asar Kerty Hen.. :-D

    Hhahaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Sab Se Pehly
    Santa Ny Doctor Ko Phone Kiya:
    Doctor Saab, Mere Bachy Ko
    Current Lag Gaya Hai, Kiya Kerun??

    Doctor: Sab Se Pehly Aap To Aap
    Shuker Karen K Aap K Ghar Light Hai,
    Us K Baad Mera Mobile Charge Ker Den.. :-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Tu Pagal hai kya
    Santa: Pareshan Q Lag rahy ho??
    Banta: Haan Yaar Tabiyat Kharab hai, Dil Me Takleef Hai.
    .
    Santa: Doctor ko dikhaya ?
    Banta: Dr. Khan ko Dikhane ja raha hun.
    .
    Santa: Dr. Khan to Dimag ka Doctor hai.
    Banta: Haan Yaar Meri Bimari Wohi Theek karega.
    .
    Santa: Tu Pagal hai kya?
    Heart ki Bimari k liye Paglon
    k Doctor ko Q Dikha raha hai?
    .
    Banta: Arey Tune Nahi Suna,
    "Dil To Pagal Hai" :-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Tu Pagal hai kya
    Santa: Pareshan Q Lag rahy ho??
    Banta: Haan Yaar Tabiyat Kharab hai, Dil Me Takleef Hai.
    .
    Santa: Doctor ko dikhaya ?
    Banta: Dr. Khan ko Dikhane ja raha hun.
    .
    Santa: Dr. Khan to Dimag ka Doctor hai.
    Banta: Haan Yaar Meri Bimari Wohi Theek karega.
    .
    Santa: Tu Pagal hai kya?
    Heart ki Bimari k liye Paglon
    k Doctor ko Q Dikha raha hai?
    .
    Banta: Arey Tune Nahi Suna,
    "Dil To Pagal Hai" :-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naghma Khan   Send To Mobile
  • Swimming Not Allowed
    Officer Santa:
    Madam Is Jheel Me Swimming Kerna Mana Hai.

    Lady: Magar Tum Ny Mujhy
    Ye Baat Us Waqt Q Nahi Batai
    Jab Me Kapray Utaar Rahi Thi??

    Santa: QK Madam Yahan Sirf Swimming Kerna Mana Hai.. ;-p :-D

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Step K Number
    Santa Math ke Paper me Dance kar raha tha..

    Kisi ne pucha:
    Ye kya kar rahe ho..?
    .
    Santa: Yaar Mere Teacher ne
    kaha tha ke her Step ke no. Hote hen.. :-)

    Hahahha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Santa Toilet Me Gana
    Santa Toilet Me Gana Ga Raha Tha:
    "Kudiyan Nu Thag Le,
    Kudiyan Nu Thag Le.."

    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Bivi Chiila Ker Boli:
    "Kamine Pehle Tu Theek se Hagg Le.. ;-) ;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Banta Apni Beti K Kamry Me
    Banta Apni Beti K Kamry Me Gaya To
    Usay Wahan Cigarette Mili,
    Wo Bohat Pareshan Hua..

    Agly Din Gaya To Usay
    Sharab Ki Bottle Mili,
    Wo Aur Zyada Pareshan Ho Gaya..

    Phir Us K Uglay Din Jab Wo
    Kamray Me Gaya To Usay Wahan
    Ek Larka Dikha,

    Banta Khush Ho Ker Bola:
    Shuker Hai Wo Sab Is Larky Ka Tha.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Keera
    Santa Class Me Shararten Ker Raha Tha..

    Teacher: Tum Amrood Bohat Khaty Ho Gy??

    Santa: Haan Ji, Magar Aapko Kese Pata??

    Teacher: Tumhary Ander K Keeray Ko Dekh Ker.. ;-p :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
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