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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Musibat k Waqt
    Santa To Boss:
    Sir Meri Patni Mere sath Bahar
    jana chahti hai,,
    Chhutti chahiye..
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    Boss : Chhutti Nahi Milegi.
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    Santa: Thank U Sir ji..?
    Me janta tha Musibat k Waqt Aap hi Kaam Aaynge.. ;-p :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Sui Chubo Chubo Kar Maar Do
    Banta: Yaar Mujhy Mere Padosi Ny Bohat Pareshan Kiya Hua Hai,
    Her Waqt Kuch Na Kuch Mangta Rehta Hai..

    Santa: Usey Sui Chubo Chubo Kar Maar Do
    Aur Sui Is Ke Side Me Rakh Dena..
    Police Samjhegi,
    Sui-Side Ka Case Hai.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • BALANCE Check Ker Do
    Ek Boorhay Admi Ny ATM K Pass Kharay Santa Se Kaha:
    "Beta Mera BALANCE Check Ker Do."

    Santa Ny Us Ko Dhakka Mara,
    Boorha Admi Gir Gaya.

    Santa Bola:
    "Baba Ji, Aap Ka BALANCE Kharab Hai.." ;-) :-D

    Hhahahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Ye Wala Thaan Kitny Me
    Santa Kapra Khareed Raha Tha..

    Santa: Ye Wala Thaan Kitny Me Hai??

    Dukandar: 2000 Ka

    Santa: Nahi Bhai 1500 Me De Do.

    Dukandar: Janab 1500 Ka To Ghar Me Parta Hai..

    Santa: Acha To Phir Ghar Ka Pata Bata Do.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Parhny Ka Shoq
    Santa: Suna Hai Tumhary Bete Ko Parhny Ka Bohat Shoq Hai??

    Banta: Haan Yaar, Isi Liye Wo Her Class Me 2 Saal Lagata Hai.. ;-)

    Hhahaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Try Again
    Santa Ny Bottle Ka Dhakkan Khola,
    Phir Band Ker K Dubara Kholny Laga..

    Dost: Ye Kiya Ker Rahy Ho.?

    Santa: Abay Yaaar,
    Is Per Likha hai,
    "Try Again".. ;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Asad   Send To Mobile
  • Santa Apny Mobile Ko Jala Raha Tha
    Santa Apny Mobile Ko Jala Raha Tha..

    Dost: Ye Kiya Ker Rahy Ho.??

    Santa: Yaar Dukaan Waly Ny
    Kaha Hai K Ye Mobile "DEAD" Ho Gaya Hai.. ;-)

    Hahahaa


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Santa Ko Boss Ny
    Santa Ko Boss Ny Job Se Nikal Diya..
    Wo Roz Apny Boss K Ghar K Samny
    Poti Ker K Chala Jata..

    Boss Ghusse Se:
    Ye Kiya Herkat Hai.??

    Santa: Aby Saale, Me Tujhy Ye Bata Raha Hun K
    Me Bhooka Nahi Mer Raha.. ;-) :-D

    Hahhaha


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • Ye Pyar Kab hota hai
    Santa: Ye Pyar Kab hota hai.?

    Banta: Jab Time Kharab chal raha ho,
    Rahu, Ketu or Shani ki disha kharab ho,
    Aapka Mangal kamzor ho,
    Aur Bhagwan Maze lene k Mood me ho.. ;-)

    Hahhaha


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Chhota Medal Tumhe
    Santa: Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?
    Banta: Gaane K Liye.
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    Santa: Aur Ye Bada Wala?
    Banta: Apna Gaana Band Krne K Liye.. :-)


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
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