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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Dogs Marry
    Santa: Why Dogs don't Marry??
    .
    Banta: Because They are
    Already Leading a Dog's Life.. ;-p ;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Just Imagine
    Santa: My Wife died Yesterday,
    I Am trying to Cry but Tears are not coming out,
    What to do ??
    .
    .
    Banta: No Problem..
    Just Imagine She Came Back.. ;-p

    Hahahahha


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • 2 Hijade Ek Shaadi ki
    2 Hijade Ek Shaadi ki Badhai dene gaye..

    1st: Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.

    Dusri Boli: Me to 2100 lungi.
    .
    Peeche se Santa bola:
    Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai.. ;-p

    Hahhaha


  By: Naila Soomro   Send To Mobile
  • Pichle 20 Saalo Me
    Santa 2 Banta:
    Santa: Mene Pichle 20 Saalo Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai..
    Banta: Wo Kya?
    Santa: Sala Jab Bhi Phatak Band Hota Hai
    Tab Train zaroor Aati Hai..;-)


  By: Husnain Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Khata Kholne Ki Wajah
    Santa Bank Me Khata Kholne Gaya.

    Form Me 1 Sawal Tha,
    "Is Bank Me Khata Kholne Ki Wajah?"
    ?
    Santa Ne Waha Likha:
    "Aapki Khubsurat Cashier"..;-p


  By: Maha Abro   Send To Mobile
  • Meri Wife Mujhe
    Santa:
    Meri Wife Mujhe Nokar
    Samajhne Lagi Hai
    Batao Main Kya Karun?
    .
    Banta:
    Karna Kya Hai,
    2-4 Ghar Aur Pakad Aur Apna
    Dhanda Jama Le.. ;-p


  By: Sumaira Malik   Send To Mobile
  • No Hair
    Santa: Why Gandhi
    has No Hair on his head?

    Banta: Because he
    speaks only truth.

    Santa: Now understand why girls
    have long hair ? ;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Santa in Lift
    Santa in Lift..
    Girl Mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi,
    or
    SANTA ko akad k boli:
    "Cobra perfume, Rs.6000.."

    2nd girl ayi :
    "Jasmeen perfume"Rs.7000 .."

    Achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi,
    Dono Ladkiyon ne Apna Naak pakda
    Or
    SANTA ko dekhne Lagi..

    SANTA with Smile:
    "Muli" 14 Rupey Kilo... ;-p

    Santa Madhosh
    Ladkiyan Behosh


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Truck Driver
    Banta: Tum Truck Dekhkar Darte Kyo Ho?
    .

    .

    .

    .

    Santa: Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhag Gaya tha,
    Darr Hai Wo Wapas Na Aa Jaye.. ;-)


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
  • Sports Shoes
    A Man 2 Santa:
    Aao ji Chess khelen.


    Santa:
    Tu Chal, Me Sports Shoes Pehen kar aya..;-)

    Hahahaha


  By: Haya Ali   Send To Mobile
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