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1. Cheat the railways  By: Rehan
   Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel....


2. Party wear  By: Altaf Hussain Khali
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8. Was a Missed Call  By: Jesicka
   Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1 day a pigeon reaches Banta without mess...


9. No one Comes Out  By: Irfan
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10. Cook Something Else  By: Ariese Ansari
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11. Waiting at Bus Stop  By: Jesicka
    Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor picked the women &...


12. Ghar bhi Dekh liya  By: Ariese Ansari
    Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ...


13. Really Sorry!  By: Jesicka
    Jeeto: yelled at Santa! U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you! Santa: Make up ur mind! ...


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