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1. SANTA AND BOSS  By: DEEPAK
   Santa sent SMS to his BOSS: Me sick, no work. Boss SMS back: When I am sick I kiss my wife try it. T...


2. Andhera  By: Dapper
   Santa: Mujhe Tou Aankhey Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai. Banta: Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai? San...


3. Hum To Kirayedar Hain  By: Dapper
   Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar Girega To Makaa...


4. Matlab Puchunga  By: Jasper
   Santa: Oye Kya Kr Raha Ho? Banta: Is Baby Ki Aawaz Record Kr Raha Hun! Santa: Kyun? Banta: Wo Jab Ba...


5. Santa Is A Guy !!!  By: Wasiq Ansari
   Mrs. Santa Don't Like To Eat Green Grass But, Mr. Santa Likes.. Why??? . . . . . . . Because, Santa...


6. Dead Sea  By: Wasiq Ansari
   Santa: My Father Dug The Suez Canal. Banta: That's Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea? Santa: Yes, ...


7. Banta owned a factory  By: Rashid Safi
   Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend asks: Why th...


8. Scooty le aya  By: Wasiq Ansari
   Santa: Ye scooty kab li Banta: Kal raat ko EK ladki mujhe scooty par bahut dur le gayi aur boli jo c...


9. SINGH....  By: Lupoka
   Santa Singh: What is the full form of singh? Banta Singh: S-santa I-insaan N-nahi G-gadha H-hai....


10. Convert to English  By: Wahaj
    Teacher to Santa: is line ki English banao, "usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya" Santa: He done his...


11. ombay ombay  By: Master Mind
    Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts-"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..." air-hostess tells him -B- s...


12. Cheat the railways  By: Rehan
    Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn't travel....


13. Party wear  By: Altaf Hussain Khali
    Santa: goes to buy underwear, on choosing 1 shopkeeper tells it is of Rs 500. Santa: are bhai da...


14. https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-664/  By: Dapper
    Captain of Military: Naujawano aage bado; Santa aage nahi bada; Captain: tum aage kyu nahi bade? San...


15. https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-663/  By: Dapper
    police : santa , tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jaygi. santa : ha ha ha ! mein toh subah uthta he ...